There is something about you that you hope nobody ever discovers. Amirite?

I… When I ripped my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
'till I went and blew it,
all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because I [rip] ripped my pants.

Is Torture Justified?

consequentionalism* yes

I think the worst superpower would be the ability to see air, amirite?

ability to be invisible when noones looking

In every movie where the world is under attack, there will always be a clueless waitress not hearing anything because they are jamming in their headphones. amirite?

or in a library

When you drive, it's interesting to think about the ripple effect your're having on traffic all over the city. Like, your right turn will cause another car to wait for you to turn, so he'll get to a stop light a little bit later and miss the green light, which will cause another car to be second at the light instead of first, which will cause them to miss a light somewhere up ahead, etc. Amirite?

Sound of Thunder.. bah

People who believe in God; Isn't it crazy how to talk to the president(or anyone really famous), you would have to pull a lot of strings, and probably spend a lot of time and effort and at least some money to get to him let alone to be able to have a full on conversation with him. Whereas, we have a direct link to the King of Kings with just a single thought? I never thought of this until tonight. We're pretty privileged, amirite?

Arent We Blessed!<3

If God comforts, shelters, and feeds the birds in the sky, surely he'll take care of you too

It's really gay how some "Skaters" bring their boards to school but ride the bus home? amirite?

Hah sorry brahh? Lol you know what it sayin