Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?
@EpicBoy For diversity http://ctrlv.in/44681

http://ctrlv.in/44688
Baby eating a cracker. Get it? GET IT?!
okay i'm done -.-

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?
@I love his song's

His song's what? ... THE SUSPENCE.

Contrary to popular belief, screamo music isn't all about death and pain. Most of them are poetry, and if you actually take the time to learn the lyrics, you would understand, amirite?

My favorite screamo song poem goes like:
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSDJFHUSAHIODFA
OHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHHHUASHH
ADFJSKJFAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

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Girks: you sometimes wonder if guys talk about girls when they gather up.amirite?

Non-Girks: You want to know what the fuck a "Girk" is and whether or not you can buy one, amirite?

If you were in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with two bullets, you's shoot Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein because you're not a douche that wishes death on innocent people, amirite?

if i was in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with 2 bullets I would not shoot the 2 dead guys, I would probaly leave the room. If I had to kill someone then I would shoot Justin Bieber.

It's odd that cars in Britain have air conditioning in anticipation of hot weather. Gotta love their optimism though. Kinda like a fat girl carrying round a rape alarm, amirite?
People who think perverted when they see someone eat a hotdog/corndog have OBVIOUSLY never seen a penus. amirite?
@SymbolicLove calm down i have too much on my mind for correct spelling...

Wait, wait, wait. Hold the phone. You don't have too much on your mind to make a post about the lack of resemblances of hotdogs/corndogs and penises, but you have too much on your mind to spell "penis" correctly?

Yeah, I'm calling bullshit.

It's funny how when people are 'dead' in movies, sometimes you can slightly see then breathe, amirite?

And sometimes you can see and breathe simultaneously as opposed to sequentially.

Your pillow is practically your spouse. You sleep with it, hold it close, cry into it when you're sad, scream into it when you're angry, love it at the end of a long day, and wash it when it gets old, amirite?

Yeah. My husband had better watch out if he gets old. "INTO THE WASHER, OLD MAN."

It's ridiculously annoying that the word amirite appears at the end of every post. amirite?
If it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown, we should all go around telling fat people bad news, amirite?

"Nobody loves you."
':('
"You can thank me later."

If it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown, we should all go around telling fat people bad news, amirite?
@soberlikekesha Destroy them verbally and/or physically because crying uses more calories then smiling.

@1238640 (soberlikekesha): nothing funnier in the world then a whole bunch of fat people crying