Your pants restrict me, too.
Depends on how attractive you are and your gender.
an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.
Friends of the opposite sex? HA!
Man, just leave that turd in the bowl.
Yeah, I'm not too good at counting...
I never miss a spot when I mow the lawn. Maybe I should start shaving womens legs professionally.
I interpreted it as instructing me to wrap a string around the equator a second time, this time with a golf ball on my person.
"Yeah, you're getting your dick sucked, but you're also sucking a dick."
@1041893 (Kurrainette): I got the joke. I just wondered if pom was a real thing.
I'll be hurrying around campus and I'll run down a hallway with a girl at the end of it, so from her perspective I'm just some crazy guy sprinting at her, and I feel the need to shout, "Don't worry i'm not going to murder you."
That's odd, I just checked the Ariana website and I found literally no news about Western troops killing anyone. What I did find were things like this:
-6 killed and 4 injured in Kabul suicide attack
-95 civilians killed and wounded in suicide attack during a funeral ceremony
-17 people killed and injured in clash between Taliban and illegal armed group in Kunduz
-Suicide Attack in Wardak leaves 6 killed and 6 injured
And that's going back to the beginning of the month. In that same time-span, I found one article that spoke negatively of the West, and that was a very poorly written article about a village protesting NATO night raids, during which there were no instances of Americans killing innocent people. There were no instances on Americans killing anyone over the ten days of news that I went through, something which you claim happens everyday.
I realize that American troops have killed civilians and that it happens more often than is reported in the American media, but the Insurgents seem to have made it their objective to kill as many civilians as possible.
I hope everybody realizes that that's pretty much what we're trying to do. They're kinda hard to find. They're not in the book.
Whenever a form asks what the highest level of education each of my parents received was, I'm like Uhhhhhh...
I don't want to kill any of them. And I don't want to be gay.