Well, I suppose I should start from the beginning.
In the beginning, there was nothing. And then God said, "let there be light." And there was light. And He saw that it was good, and it was good...
Girls: if you want you can experience my shaved balls.
Yes, just to see if the camera would add ten pounds.
It doesn't work like that. Atheists don't have to prove shit because it's entirely plausable that there is no god. That's like a police officer shooting someone because there was no proof they didn't have a gun. You have to prove that there is one, not that there isn't.
Pee is sterile and can actually act as a disinfectant. Soldiers used to pee on their feet in 'Nam to keep them healthy.
I was dead for billions of years before I was born and it never did me any harm.
I always assume that John Smith is a pseudonym and there isn't really anyone named John Smith. Then again, what would I know?
The sexiest underwear is no underwear.
"Anyone who's throwing dirt is losing ground."
I'm an 18 year old boy and I have a stuffed animal in my bed.
I don't wonder if they're real, I check.
Trust me, it was.
No, banana is the best.
My god damn calculus book keeps telling me to vote republican!
Implying that Amirite isn't a dating site on all other days?