Who do the police serve and protect?

The police serve the law. Laws may be passed to protect politicians or they may be passed to protect the people. A police officer doesn't care what the law is, why it was passed, or who it's supposed to protect. A police officer may even disagree with the law, but it is his or her duty to enforce it. If you don't want shitty politicians making shitty laws, don't elect shitty politicians.

It's silly when people say "homosexuality is evolution's answer to overpopulation". The whole point of evolution is that eventually, only the most beneficial genes continue. Any gene for stopping overpopulation that actually worked wouldn't get passed down! Amirite?

"Any gene for stopping overpopulation that actually worked wouldn't get passed down!"

Homosexuality ought not to be passed down, because homosexuals can't naturally reproduce.

What makes you happy?

Other: Making others happy/improving the lives of others.

You cannot imagine someone like yourself surviving 200 years ago, amirite?

I would be absolutely fine.

All fathers wish their little girl to be happy.

Only things that make me cry are videos like this and videos of dogs greeting their owners that are coming back from the military.

Money. I gets shit done, amirite?

Fun fact: Road Runners have a top speed of 20 miles per hour. Coyotes have a top speed of 43.

Amirite should be converted into a dating site every Valentines day, amirite?

Implying that Amirite isn't a dating site on all other days?

Rules are made to be followed. They're just destined to be broken.
@Len Like all those stupid "age of consent" laws. Fuckin' cops.

Fuckin' cops? Actually, all cops have to be over the age of 21. As long as you're not a minor, you can fuck as many of them as you want.

You wish you were as right in real life as you are on this website

I am more right in real life than on here.

We are not the only life in the universe, amirite?
@John_Smith We are not the only life on this planet.

But also, yes. There is life on at least one other planet.

We are not the only life in the universe, amirite?

We are not the only life on this planet.

We all know "watch a movie" means "I wanna be in the dark with you"

Fuck, is that what it means? wt smilie

The show friends should have a reunion or a spinoff
The show friends should have a reunion or a spinoff

It had a spinoff. It was called Joey.

It's stupid how anyone (even a minor) can purchase a perfectly working antique or replica gun from 1898 or before, amirite?

Ain't nobody scared of guns from before 1898.