The Hokey Cokey could be an irl cheat code for life but no one has truly finessed it yet, amirite?

And you snort it all about?

All fish live above ground. amirite?

Cave fish live underground.

Parkinson's disease is body tourrettes. amirite?

i mean..... i.... i guess lol

Packages never get delivered in the morning. amirite?

Packages get delivered at all times of the day, but the route to your house from the shipment center never changes. So if there are several hours worth of deliveries before you, you always get a delivery window in the afternoon.

‘Day After Tomorrow' is going to happen. In different ways and in different places-but it's happening. Have you ever in your lifetime witnessed so many natural disasters occur so closely together? Neither have your parents or grandparents. amirite?
When men fart around each other it's funny, when a woman farts around men it's disgusting, amirite?

Nah, it's funny

Blonde hair blue eyes was the Aryan standard yet Fuehrer was not either, amirite?

Also don't call him that tf

Power washing is the adult coloring book. amirite?

I still use coloring books...

If reincarnation is real your odds of coming back as something besides an insect of some sort is extremely low, as they make up 80% of all living things. Remember that next time you go to kill one... amirite?

ticks and mosquitoes are the only living creatures i will not hesitate in killing

@Im pretty high right now

Nice to meet you pretty high right now, my name is pooper

The capitalist / free market sounds great as an idea but it has lead us to monopolies controlling every industry. amirite?
Losing against someone 10-9 feels way worse than losing 10-2, amirite?

I think that might just be you

There was a woman with the biggest pair of titties you'll ever see in your life but you probably don't even remember her, amirite?

Unless...I am her.

Girls can wear guys clothes and still look good, but guys can have long hair and look good. amirite?
@Mcgee0 I don't think you understand the point you're trying to make.

I don't think I understand the point they're trying to make.

The only things that can rise from the dead are electrical machines. amirite?

Except for the ones with the ghost in them