There's something wrong if the GPS has a face to punch.
(Miss.Brittany): What the hell kind of accent have you got?!
This scared the living shit out of me at first for some reason.
"How many times does 30 go into 15?"
feel is Arabic for elephant.
...I felt that this needed repeating.
As a young goat.
It happened to me just last week.
"Hi! I'm Harry!"
"Gross, dude. tmi."
"No, wait! WAIT!"
You obviously underestimate the amount of drugs I'm on.
cut off your legs below knees.
I love your reaction. You're so nice and sincerely thankful. Kudos to you for being awesome
Ok Jasmine you win. You got POTD before me. Congratulations! :D
9/10. Worded well, it may not take hours to give birth for some, tho. Also, it's funny.
Ooh I'll give you a disease all right girl.