Guys: you don't actually find it attractive when girls have prominent hip bones, and visible ribs, and thigh gaps, and collar bones that poke out etc., amirite?
@Kristen What if some girls are just naturally like that or they just happen to eat healthy and exercise a lot?

Eating healthily and exercising don't give you pokey outey bones, how many Olympians have you seen with a thigh gap?

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If you think it'd be hard explaining vegetarianism to an African child, imagine trying to tell them about how we take shits in clean water. amirite?

You do //WHAT?!//

Christians do good deeds to get into heaven. Atheists do good deeds because they're nice, amirite?
@GiggityGoo22 Here we go again.

I think I wanna be more than friends...

Anonymous +106Reply
Guys, you have a bit of a crush on at least one female amirite user, amirite?
No, it's not love. You only have a boyfriend for the sake of having a boyfriend. Grow up, amirite?

"Grow up!" yelled username 'Tinkerswift' at people she had never met before

"Coming out of the closet" is a cruel concept that perpetuates the idea that gays are somehow different. The only difference between me and my straight brother is that he like girls, I like guys. Why is one objectively to be considered "normal"? I'll agree to "coming out" when my older brother has sat down with my mum and dad and told them calmly and collectedly that he likes to bang girls in their snatches --- thus making "coming out" normal. amirite?

I demand all straight men be forced to tell their parents that they "like to bang girls in their snatches". That shit would be Hilarious.

"What if you could turn your lights on... from a different city?" Why the hell would you need to do that? amirite?

Scare the burglars! Frighten the cat! Startle the grandkids! Terrify your husband's mistress! Bother the cleaning lady! Bamboozle the UPS man! Reassure the gardener! Fuck with the meter reader! Amuse the electric company! Chase away the alligators! Endless fun! Dozens of uses! Hours of laughs!

Life isn't actually short in terms of amount of time alive. It's just that we're expected to figure out in the first 20% how to spend the rest 80%. The only time we actually get to enjoy life purely for the enjoyment of life is during those 5-6 years before starting school. We're rushed through everything so much that the amount of time we spend actually "living" life is incredibly short, amirite?

This reminds me of the John Green quote from Paper Towns:
“Did you know that for pretty much the entire history of the human species, the average life span was less than thirty years? You could count on ten years or so of real adulthood, right? There was no planning for retirement, There was no planning for a career. There was no planning. No time for plannning. No time for a future. But then the life spans started getting longer, and people started having more and more future. And now life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future--you go to high school so you can go to college so you can get a good job so you can get a nice house so you can afford to send your kids to college so they can get a good job so they can get a nice house so they can afford to send their kids to college."

God is like a unicorn - only existing in the mind, but awesome nonetheless, amirite?

God is like a unicorn: believed by many to be mythical, but is in fact an awesome presence in the world.

You wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met any of Andy's mom's toys, especially since they probably have the same names, amirite?

Andy's mom's toys probably engage a stimulating conversation.

You shouldn't give money to homeless people, if they want money they should get a job, if you want to help them you should help them get a job, but don't just give them cash, that won't really help them, amirite?

Sometimes you don't have the ability to get them a job. You also commonly need a house and nice clothes for people to even consider you for a job, or else people with thing you're going to steal from the store.

Okay, STORY TIME!!

When my great-grandmother was in her 60's and lived in a New York apartment, there was a homeless man she passed every day on her way to work. Every day she gave him $5 on her way to work, and $5 on her way back. About 10 years ago, when my aunt was wheeling her on the subway, a man in a suit stopped my aunt and explained that he was the homeless man, and thanks to the money she gave him, he was able to get back on his feet, get an apartment and a steady job. My great-grandmother wasn't able to give him a good job, but she gave what she could, and it changed this man's life. She died in 2005, and that man also came to her funeral.

Girls: Ice cream is probably the worst food to drop down your shirt. amirite?

Live rattlesnake.

Anonymous +27Reply
You aren't allowed to be a Harry Potter fan unless you've read the books, amirite?

"Whether you decide to come back through the pages of the books or through the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home." - J. K. Rowling.