-103You hate when people think they know the lessons in school. Today in health my teacher asked "why do people put beans in their ears." my answer was, "because their stupid," which was a good answer but my friend knew the lesson was about drugs so he said "to calm them down." that answer is stupid and he thought it would be great because the lesson was about drugs, but really who would do that. amirite?
-912god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
+257When you think about it, the people on call of duty are amazing soldiers. they're great with all types of guns, they can somehow stick a flag in their pants and still two hand a gun, and they know how to plant and defuse bombs. amirite?
+834You shouldn't die a virgin because then you might have to have sex with a terrorist in heaven, amirite?