If guys could realize how all the little things, like not texting or calling us for days at a time, or randomly complimenting us for no reason, make us feel, they might actually stop and think more about their actions. For all the guys reading this, take the time out of your day to remind your girl that you care, because it will mean the world to her. Amirite?

The amount of bull shit this post contains is beyond me. Girls, you need to get over yourselves. We will tell you when you look good, we will call you/text you when we want to. Do you really want a false compliment, or a call when we actually don't want to talk? Things are considerably more meaningful if you can look in our eyes and tell we really mean it. Otherwise, us telling you that you look good won't be enough. You will want us to list why. Girls are insane.

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake, amirite?
@ASWCC PSN?

Are you Playstation, Xbox, or PC?

The accuracy of the AK47 in black ops is sickening, amirite?

PS3 or 360?

AIDS patients: Don't fuck with them, amirite?

Ugh, why do you guys have to be so HIV Negative all the time!?

Teachers should get paid a much larger salary. After all they ARE basically giving students their future and teaching them what they know to use in the real world. Teachers make students get the successful jobs, because of what they teach and how much they're pushing the student. Yes, the motivation also comes from the student, but the teacher primarily is the one who motivates them to do well,... amirite?
@StickCaveman I believe that GOOD teachers should be paid larger salaries. It's not fair to the students that just because of a...

Private school teachers suprisingly make much less. Since the school is private, it is not maintained by any local, state, or federal funds. All the money recieved in tuition, goes into the school.

Imgine how crazy times would be if we hadnt developed gun powder. "A team of highly trained navy seals were deployed into Osama Bin Laden's mansion, dual wielding swords, maces, and throwing rocks." Amirite?
@Francois I doubt we'd have terrorism then due to the lack of explosives..

I believe terrorism was at its worst before modern weapons. Kings simply attacked people because they could. FREEEEEDDDDOOOOOMMMMM! Ring a bell?

Imgine how crazy times would be if we hadnt developed gun powder. "A team of highly trained navy seals were deployed into Osama Bin Laden's mansion, dual wielding swords, maces, and throwing rocks." Amirite?
You know you're in high school when there literally aren't enough hours in a day for you to do all of the shit you have to, amirite?
@I have to write 8 essays in 6 days for one class, a scrapbook of world war II , and an independent science...

You're being kind of a bitch. I bet it wouldnt be so hard if you had started those essays on time. I SERIOUSLY doubt he gave you that kind of assignment with only six days. It sounds to me like you procrastinate. You'll look back at this and wish high school was all you had to deal with.

Where did "Sleep tight!" come from? That doesn't sound comfortable at all.. amirite?

Back in the day, beds were not made as they are now. They were made with hay, or similar things. The hay was then wrapped "tightly" with rope or string so the mattress would stay firm. Thus the term sleep tight.

I will buy the 150th commenter a ticket to see Thor this Friday, Thumb either way, amirite?
@Francois Buy me a ticket

Congrats, send me a PM with your Local movie theatre of choice, and you first and last name so you can pick it up.

If you could punch someone in the face, with absolutely ZERO repercussions... You already know who you'd punch. Amirite?
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake, amirite?

Get portal 2 yet?

I will buy the 150th commenter a ticket to see Thor this Friday, Thumb either way, amirite?
People with Downe syndrome are never mean to anybody. The only feelings they have are friendship and sadness. A persons with Downe Syndrome will love you no matter what. And yet there are still those people who make fun of them because they are retarded. What kind of loser can't think of anything better to do than to pick on somebody who is always nice to others, amirite?

I let a downy kid beat me in arm wrestling for two weeks, then he started pushing me around... So I had to lay the law down and crush him in arm wrestling. Problem solved.

Someone needs to invent a little anesthetic patch about the size of a quarter that would be sold in stores like aspirin. It could be put on paper cuts, stubbed toes, and used to numb mosquito bites. Girls could use it before tweezing their eyebrows. This could make a lot of money, amirite?

This idea is actually already taken. Its called ice.