+2,592When zombies take over the world, everyone should go to Costco. It has thick concrete walls, years worth of supplies, and the zombies can't get in unless they have a membership card. amirite?
+1,439You hate it when someone hands you their cellphone claiming it's your dad, when CLEARLY it's a cellphone, amirite?
+573Christmas: the only day of the year where it is perfectly acceptable to sit around a dead tree and eat candy out of socks, amirite?
+1,782Peanuts, fruit, milk, adorable little animals... Why can't we be allergic to something like dangerous or annoying like hobos or sharks? ....ACHOO! ooh shit there's a terrorist somewhere here, I know it. amirite?
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+1,271You love how in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?", amirite?
+2,982Two men walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies, amirite?
+2,609Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a convicted pedophile. Not me though, I live next to two stunning 12 year olds, amirite?
+2,861Elementary math problems are weird. "'I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?'" Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE.", amirite?
+250I’m tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas, amirite?