It's cool when you see a tree and realize it's been there since before you were born. Just imagine all the stories it could tell, amirite?

"So this kid is flying a car..."

One of the smartest wishes wouldn't be to have "all the money in the world". It would be to wish that you always had the exact amount of money for whatever you needed/wanted to buy for life, amirite?
@beinganonymous that reminds me of a joke... im on my phone, so i can't copy/paste it, but i believe its called something like a...

an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress... "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

Dogs are cute. amirite?
@jen I have no idea why but the text and picture combination made me laugh really hard.

I'm confused by that... It seems like OP didn't really feel like drawing a dog. It's still a good drawing of... legs.

You don't understand how one looks down at their beautiful new born baby that they carried for 9 months and spent so many hours giving birth to and realise that this thing is going to change their life in so many amazing ways and then proceed to name it Laquisha, amirite?
It's annoying when baristas/cashiers make fun of you for you're order. "Oh, you want soy milk in your coffee? haha, ok.." "Oh, you don't want your sandwich toasted? haha, whatever..." Amirite?

"Oh, you obviously don't want a tip.. haha, okay."

It's a good thing we have the "diamond smilie" emoticon. You don't know what you'd do with out it. There are just so many situations where you think to yourself, "Gee! Good thing I can insert a little picture of a Minecraft diamond into this comment!", amirite?
Gay people: you get really offended when two straight people try to get married. It's different from how you practice marriage and it is automatically morally wrong to do something different. amirite?

Awesome post is awesome.

It's too early to make jokes about the The Dark Knight Rises shooting, amirite?
@cheshire_cat Didn't you just make a post about it though?...

@app awesome: that was actually very offensive. if nobody died or was seriously injured, it might be okay. not as funny as it might seem to you.

Click "Yeah You Are!" to vote for Obama, and "No Way!" to vote for Rommey. Let's see who wins this! amirite?

Vote for Pedro.

You're not sure how the Aurora shooting should be handled. On one hand, extra security would ease the minds of moviegoers, but on the other hand, you realize that once it starts, it's not going to stop. You can't help but imagine how life would be if we were searched before stepping foot into any establishment. We should all be and feel as safe as possible, but one man shouldn't alter the way we function. amirite?
@What happened?

Am I the only one that finds it mildly amusing that the Joker answered that question, and the movie was The Dark Night Rises?

Some jokes are funny because they aren't funny, amirite?

Why did Sarah drop her icecream? Because she was hit by a truck.

Starting a comment with "This is probably gonna get downvoted but" is pretty much a sure fire way of getting voted up, because the majority of the amirite community will pretty much go out of their way to prove that no one can accurately predict their behaviour, amirite?

Just like girls on Facebook saying, "lol i'm so ugly posted this anyway".

They really need to make a Finding Nemo 2, amirite?
@Wunderscore Would Nemo get lost again?

To paraphrase a comment/post:
In Finding Nemo 2, Nemo's a teenager and wants to touch more butts.

It would be weird if a woman conceived a child, but had had sex with identical brothers within a few days of each other. She would never truly know the biological father from a DNA test since the twins have the same genes, amirite?
@pikabeau This is only sort of related, but my sister and I decided that if she ever gets pregnant I would adopt her children...

@pikabeau: I think that's actually really awesome! It's nice of your sister to do something like that(someday).