"So this kid is flying a car..."
an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress... "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."
I'm confused by that... It seems like OP didn't really feel like drawing a dog. It's still a good drawing of... legs.
I thought it would be a dumpster baby.
"Oh, you obviously don't want a tip.. haha, okay."
Awesome post is awesome.
@app awesome: that was actually very offensive. if nobody died or was seriously injured, it might be okay. not as funny as it might seem to you.
Vote for Pedro.
Am I the only one that finds it mildly amusing that the Joker answered that question, and the movie was The Dark Night Rises?
Why did Sarah drop her icecream? Because she was hit by a truck.
Just like girls on Facebook saying, "lol i'm so ugly posted this anyway".
You're so commenty.
To paraphrase a comment/post:
In Finding Nemo 2, Nemo's a teenager and wants to touch more butts.
@pikabeau: I think that's actually really awesome! It's nice of your sister to do something like that(someday).