You're in an alleyway on a dark night. Three rough looking dudes approch you. They stare at you and you at them. As you begin to back up, a fourth thug comes from behind and pushes you forward. He reaches into his pocket with a sly look, then all at once he pulls out a standardized test booklet and a pencil.
This post contained perfection. It gave my life new direction. Now I'll always have some protection on my erection to avoid infection from Gretchin.
No, I already reddit.
Punch him in the face, Flee country, become a metador. Change name to el libro de Kamasutra. Wait til' steam blows off. Move back into country. Continue life as usual.
No, I use my spoon to stir about the cereal and once I find Marshmallow pieces, I pinch them with my hands and shove them into my mouth. After I'm sure there aren't any more marshmallows, I dump the cereal into a collinder. The milk strains into a pot while I put the cereal into a plastic container and place it in the freezer. I boil the milk on a stove until the fat forms layers at the top. I take the fat and throw it away. Then I put the milk into another container and throw it in the trash.
My computer does that. It just mutes it, it doesn't stop the program or whatever. That way, If I happened to be watching porn and it gets a little rough, and I happen to unplug my earphones, my house won't be lit up with orgasmic noises and women yelling, "Oh fuck my harder."....or men if I'm in that kinda mood.
That's not very nice. I know quite a few Robots who can read just fine. Just because some Robots didn't listen to their motherboards and are a few packets short of an file system, doesn't mean they're all illiterate!
....and this is why you're probably still single.
Fuck the stairs, I jump all those fuckers-like a boss. Bust my skull open-like a boss. Go to the emergency room-like a boss! Get some stitches-like a boss! And this is a fucking DAILY thing for Me!.......like a boss.
No, never. I HATE baked potato chips, dark chocolate is disgusting imho, and I prefer burgers of chicken any day of the week. . . Well not sunday, that's the day I have to get on my knees and pray towards chick-a. Damn, I hate being Chicksten. :(
The kid who isn't that popular probably would not have many friends. The friends he does have however, probably are ACTUALLY his friends and disliking his status would be all in good fun.
Nope, I usually sit next to pretty girls...and run my fingers through their hair. Hehehe
Haha No. I am a hardcore gamer and I have to mentally and physically prepare myself. Sometimes I do a hand stand on my fingers anhd do push ups in that position. I then grab onto the ledge that hangs over my door with only my fingertips and do about 100 pull ups. Next i get on the floor with my legs crossed and hands out. I use all my mental skill to try to levitate just above the ground as I toss a controller from one hand to the next using only my mind. Lastly, I improver periphreal vision by using glasses that have been taped in the middle. So far I've been getting 8th place in Mario kart. 4 places up from last year when I didn't do my excercises.
My fantasy was always a girl inviting me to her house when her parents weren't home. Then she'd make me climb through the window even though she was home alone. As I climbed she would push me off the ladder and I'd break my back. She'd visit me in the hospital occasionally, then end up dating a doctor who looks 10X better than me. Lastly, I'd file a lawsuit and sue her whole family and they'd end up on the street as I roll down the street in my diamond laced wheelchair.