Hate seeing fat parents with fat kids, amirite?

then i hope you cry about it

It's interesting pussy is associated with weakness and balls with strength but in reality it is the other way around. amirite?
"Son of a bitch" is a common insult but nobody ever says "daughter of a bitch", amirite?

It's too wordy. That extra syllable feels very long.

It is impossible to look cool while using a shoe horn. amirite?
It is impossible to look cool while using a shoe horn. amirite?
Question- Do blind people ever dream about people moving their stuff and then they walk around running into things? Honest curiosity. amirite?

Unless someone tells them, no blind people can reply.

The right Twix vs. left Twix ad campaign is a great way to get people with OCD to buy two Twix bars instead of just one. amirite?

I don't know much about OCD but no

You're officially old when professional athletes younger than you start retiring, amirite?
@Pokketts Or when all of your doctors are younger than you

i'm getting a procedure from a doc around my age tomorrow and i just don't trust people my age lol

Sometimes trying to go to bed is slower than usual because your brain has too many tabs open, amirite?

harry potter theme tune starts playing

Yer a computer ‘arry

Anybody who tells you they never lie is indeed, a liar. amirite?

If somebody actually always told the truth, people would hate them.

Being a cunt is much more socially acceptable than calling someone a cunt, amirite?
@Sorry eh.

laughed at this one thanks.

The most memorable things we do in life are the unnecessary things we do. amirite?

people sure like a good "ceremony".

With everyone wearing masks, life has probably gotten a lot tougher for deaf people. amirite?

Yup, absolutely :(

A company that is bad for the environment was named after the Amazon forest. amirite?

How's Amazon bad for the environment?

You're fooling no one when taking a 15 minute nap, then walking out of your room wearing only one sock. amirite?
@Haha I'm glad. I hope it's US CST where you are, leaving 3 mins til the next day starts. If so, glad I made your...

It's like 8 AM but I haven't slept, home alone, and don't have a life so it really doesn't matter. Might as well be 12 right now.