Neither side is using "common sense" by your definition. You either believe that the universe "just was." or that some being "just was" and created the universe... I only agree more with the bing bang side because there is some scientific evidence to back it up. No matter which side you're on, you'll always sound silly.
That changes nothing... It's still about as far from cute as you can get.
My only complaint is that the font is way to big. Other than that it's decent.
You don't know this. We could be reincarnated for all you know.
This.... Is so true.
Thanks, i'm sorry you don't enjoy puns though, i love them... Well the clever one's anyway.
I've got it! I'll throw parties and invite all the richest people in the state, in hopes that one day my true love, Daisy Buchanan, (who lives across the lake from me), will one day wander in to my mansion. But I'm scared that something might happen to prevent me from getting with her, like hitting her husband's mistress, Myrtle, with my Rolles Royce or something, and then getting shot by her husband George. Nahh..
Sorry, I'm not able to die on command =/ But you wanna know what's the worst fucking thing in the world? A guy without a penis. He can't fuck much of anything now can he? Oh, and sorry, I didn't catch that last bit, could you repeat it again for me?
2. Lot's of bibles if you're in to that sort of thing.
3. Kitte... Er. Puppies.
Or, Maybe a genetically enhanced flying purple octopus that shoots.... CHEWING GUM! Eh? Eh?
I like you. You have phenomenal ideas haha
Aww that would take the fun out of it though.. I mean if it's legal it wont make it difficult! You need a challenge.. Not like the women gives much of one.