satoshi is an evil genius time traveler, amirite?

because he's constantly 10 years old?

Festivals are the beach episodes of D&D, amirite?

Festivals are the festival episodes of D&D.

There's no good general verb form of sex, amirite?
Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?
@These stats are generalizing about attractiveness to the whole population of women. That "fact" should be...

Oh absolutely. Like some women will like you even if you don't make that much, and some will never like you no matter how much you make. It's not like it's game over. But I don't think it necessarily means that you're unaffected unless your goal is a Jersey Shore fantasy - if you have a larger pool of potential partners, then you'll have an easier time finding the one that's right for you. You can only meet so many people in your life.

The person to tell the first joke, was the funniest person alive. amirite?
@Somebodysaywonder The second person who told the joke but louder is funnier

Tsk tsk. Should have been all caps, or at least with an exclamation mark my dude

Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?
If you batter any chicken from scratch, you are dipping chicken carcasses into it's former fetus form (also known as eggs). amirite?

feed that to a chicken for a self-fulfilling poultry

Animals get 20 minutes old and already know what to do, amirite?

Plot twist- Humans refuse to wear masks

A fat cat is either a sign that a cat does it's job really well, or a sign that a cat doesn't do it's job at all. amirite?
Knowing the difference between stalagmites and stalactites is a lot less important in adulthood than elementary school made it seem, amirite?

Wait Until your trapped in a cave...

Most women probably wish all males with a dick smaller than 7 in was killed, amirite?

Well, if it's not 7 inches it's small

Bunk beds are human shelves, amirite?
Technically, if it exists, it's non fiction, amirite?
Our dicks have been in our mum's at least once, amirite?

"at least"???

The laundry is never done. It just goes through stages. amirite?

Become a nudist. Laundry is done forever