+731It sucks when you forget your name because you memorized everything about fine dining, amirite?
+416When you wish upon a star, you're a few million light years too late. That star is dead, just like your dreams, amirite?
+325It would be hilarious if you ordered a drink at a drive thru and when they handed it to you, you let it slip through your fingers and you burst into tears. Then when they give you another one, you do it again, then whisper "I'm so thirsty" and drive off. Amirite?
+265So the government says that the Westboro baptist church has the right to protest military funerals and homosexuality, but homosexuals don't have the right to get married? Which one is worse, really? amirite?
+668It's funny to hear someone talk normally and then all of a sudden throw in a huge word. EX: "Yo, dude. I was walking down the street with my bro and suddenly this hot girl walks by and I was like, 'Damn, that ass is quite prepossessing.'", amirite?
+243Water is such a wimp. I mean, freezing at 32°F? That's not even cold, amirite?
+290The real danger is not machines thinking like humans, it's humans thinking like machines. Amirite?
+282In Sanity, there are no airports or train stations. The only way to get in is if someone else drives you there, amirite?
+343Being dyslexic has drawbacks. I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat, amirite?
+708Why do so many girls think it's so cute to put a <3 after everything they write. Thunderstorms <3, amirite?