You hate it when your parents dislike the parents of your friend so they won't let you hang out with your friend, amirite?

I totally know what you mean! There was this girl that I was utterly in love with but our families had a bloody past and I was forbidden to be with her! Then she hatched a plan to fake her death and have me come rescue her so that we could be together. But I didn't get the memo and am now suicidal because she's dead...

Sitting on the toilet backwards. Think about it, that little tank on the back of the bowl opens up a world of possibilities. You can take a nap, eat a bowl of cereal, finish your homework, file a tax return, pratice origimi, train your pokemon for the elite four, mow the lawn, wash the dog, cure cancer, take out a 2nd mortage on your house, punch a politician... or shit backwards, amirite?

I love how you posted this under food

Football (american) is a sport made for homosexual white men of USA, amirite?
@EpicAlpha64 I'm sorry but those pants the players, clearly outline their butts. whoever thumbs this down needs to seek help

Or someone clearly in denial of the fact that they secretly enjoy having other men crawl over them

You were shocked to find out that the hippy symbol for "peace" was actually used to represent anti-God, pro-communist, and death of man before being used to symbolize peace, amirite?
PES is to soccer as Madden is to football, amirite?
@EpicAlpha64 I'm from UK, I don't understand football

It's a sport directed to the homosexual men of America where they play grab-ass on live television.

When Hiroshima was bombed, 70,000 people were instantly vaporized. They didn't even know what had happened, they just died in a second. What if a bomb was dropped on your town, and you were instantly vaporized unbeknownst to you. It kind of changes your views on life, amirite?

What kind of shadow would you leave on the wall?

Football (american) is a sport made for homosexual white men of USA, amirite?
SEX! now c'mon that made you feel just a little awkward, amirite?

Not as awkward as you must feel after realizing how dumb this post is

People in infomercials must have depressing lives, amirite?

Chuck Norris does infomercials...

In order to combat global warming we should just dig a few hundred, thousand mile deep holes into the earth to hold all the potential extra water, amirite?
@rapemasterflex someone would definitely fall in

Who would notice? And they can just put mesh or something to prevent people from from falling in

If you had a few billion dollars you'd probably be very eccentric. Like use $100 bills to light a cigar and blow your nose, or build a massive money pool like Scrooge McDuck, amirite?
You always have that one friend that think's they are invincible, even though they're one of the dumbest people you know, amirite?
When someone says you scream like a little girl, you wonder what a manly scream sounds like. amirite?

Probably along the lines of "Holy shit" followed by a few gunshots

Toaster Strudel commercials always say that kids would rather eat them than Poptarts, but it's hard to say. It really depends on the situation, amirite?

I'd take Poptarts over Toaster Strudels anyday