Most young people are treated as if they were children, while they are expected to behave as adults, amirite?

Really just either something to brag about , take out any frustration on by beating , and discard when done

As The Flash can control every individual molecule in his body, he never has to worry about surprise boners. amirite?

Or he could just quick rub it out without anyone noticing.

The dumb ones are ALWAYS the loudest. amirite?

Quiet down, buddy

A piano is one of the hardest instruments to pick up. Think about it. amirite?
Professional porn is filmed prostitution, amirite?

This is common knowledge...

You never see child or old zombies in zombie movies, just like 40 yr old zombies. amirite?

Why are you guys freaking out lord no need to call people dumb

Xanax missed out on a huge market opportunity by not being a cosponsor of the debate last night. amirite?

"Got weed?"

Among Us is the technology version of the board game CLUE, amirite?

Technically video game adaptations of the game CLUE are the technology versions of CLUE.

By neutering an animal your basically making there species go extinct silghtly quicker. amirite?

"You're out, That's the game"

Every breath leads you closer to your last, amirite?

I hope this is a reference to pull me under by dream theater

The Death Star's pantry must have been MASSIVE. amirite?

To stock the pantries, the Empire built a less famous massive space station called The Death Mart, that grew produce and livestock.

In your 20s you're worried about what everyone thinks of you. In your 30s you make it a point to not care what anyone thinks of you. In your 40s you realize that no one was thinking about you anyway. amirite?

Am I a 40 year old in a 25 year olds body?

The biggest trick The Capitalist pulled was to convince people that their life revolves around their job. amirite?

This is true. I have heard from people from other countries that find it strange that one of the first questions/statements Americans make are what we do for a living.

Vacuum has a double u in it but not a w. amirite?
For depressed people, walking around with a mouth covering is a nice way to not have to worry about forcing smiles when you really don't want to. amirite?

Yet I still find myself doing it out of pure habit