Wolverine probably still has his wisdom teeth. amirite?
@Mytokhondria wait.... why aren't his teeth made of adamantium? or coated in it?

The process of covering his bones with adamantium only covered his major bones, the outcrops like his teeth, and the bones of his inner ear would seemingly be excempt.

There is an issue in an alternative universe where they captured him again, continued the experiment and laced his teeth and also muscles with adamantium.

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?
@srilart by demographic that can't chose what it watches, you meant the parents?

Idk what they're talking about. Not only could my son use his baby shark app at 2 years old he also set the language to Japanese through his own preference.

"Chibi same, kawaii."

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?
@browndog888 these days, that demographic does choose what they watch. they're running around with their own iPads.

I find it crazy when I see a family sit down at a table and all the kids get handed their electronics immediately. Sometimes the kids are walking with them. I let my daughter use an iPad but not like that. That's insane.

Because of listening to music out of earbuds and headphones on our phones, we do not know what songs the people we live with like to play on repeat. amirite?

Well, if they would listen without earphones, you wouldn't hear your own faves innit?

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?
In chess, the king never actually dies, amirite?

Any move that would put the king in direct danger is an illegal move, so the king is definitely not meant to die.

Because of listening to music out of earbuds and headphones on our phones, we do not know what songs the people we live with like to play on repeat. amirite?
the pig is the only farm animal that is only useful when dead. amirite?
@lazar94 Beware any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through bone like buttah!

There is nothing quite like driving in Iowa during a hot summer day past miles of hog farms. Such a sweet smell that the locals are just use to.

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?

For height, are we talking about above ground level or above sea level? It makes a difference, especially if your dick is flying an airplane.

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?
Celebrating independence and feeedom with fireworks triggers PSTD in veterans who fought for it, amirite?

"The second day of July 1776, will be the most memorable epoch in the history of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated by succeeding generations as the great anniversary festival. It ought to be commemorated as the day of deliverance, by solemn acts of devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations, from one end of this continent to the other, from this time forward forever more." -John Adams in a letter to his wife.

We may have the date wrong, and leave out the religious aspects for the most part, but John sorta laid it out for us, and far be it from me to go against the wishes of a Founding Father.

The smartest child prodigies probably declined the option to skip grades and graduate several years early because they also understood the social effects, amirite?

I'm not sure how many kids recognize this. I had the opportunity to start college after my sophomore year in High School. I was all about it, but my parents wouldn't sign off, purely for social reasons. In hindsight, I'm glad they made that decision.

When male pornstars go through breakups, they don't have to worry about their exes spreading rumors about their dick size, amirite?
When male pornstars go through breakups, they don't have to worry about their exes spreading rumors about their dick size, amirite?
The Roe v wade overturn is great for dudes with sry to nonexistent sex lives, amirite?