The forthcoming recession will be the final step of the great reset. amirite?

What's do you mean the great reset?

The average person can spend up to a third of their life asleep. amirite?

Those are rookie numbers.

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?

For height, are we talking about above ground level or above sea level? It makes a difference, especially if your dick is flying an airplane.

When people are scared, they scream. When people are terrified, they are dead silent. amirite?

Except everyone reacts different and this isn't true

Works for me!

Sex during Space-travel might help for those with erectile-dysfunction, amirite?

Do you know how a dick works?

Roger don't deserve all those beatings with the jumper cables, poor guy :( amirite?

It was just a perverted game of jump rope

It would actually be good for the world if a lot of humanity were to die off. amirite?

Except the world isn't overpopulated, it's simply not true.

But is it still public if no one is there to see?

A piano is one of the hardest instruments to pick up. Think about it. amirite?

Great Stalacpipe Organ: PATHETIC!

Luigi is the witcher of the Mario universe. He eliminates monsters for tons of money, amirite?

Demolition is brought upon monsters when Luigi's bored.

Using the Braille writing system you could cheat on tests at school and never get caught. amirite?
You bake cookies... and you cook bacon. amirite?

Baked bacon is the best bacon though

People who played sims growing up had the potential to became interior designers or psychopaths, amirite?
@optsyn Lol I always had the theory that what you enjoy playing the most in the Sims says a lot about you. I hated the...

Yeah I liked playing with the dynamics. It was really interesting to me how angry a wife would get when the husband flirted with the babysitter.

Tomorrow's kids are never going to understand the struggle of finding a pen and then looking for something to scribble on, to see if it works. amirite?

Yes only looking for water and clean air for tomorrow's kids