We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?

For height, are we talking about above ground level or above sea level? It makes a difference, especially if your dick is flying an airplane.

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?
Celebrating independence and feeedom with fireworks triggers PSTD in veterans who fought for it, amirite?

"The second day of July 1776, will be the most memorable epoch in the history of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated by succeeding generations as the great anniversary festival. It ought to be commemorated as the day of deliverance, by solemn acts of devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations, from one end of this continent to the other, from this time forward forever more." -John Adams in a letter to his wife.

We may have the date wrong, and leave out the religious aspects for the most part, but John sorta laid it out for us, and far be it from me to go against the wishes of a Founding Father.

The smartest child prodigies probably declined the option to skip grades and graduate several years early because they also understood the social effects, amirite?

I'm not sure how many kids recognize this. I had the opportunity to start college after my sophomore year in High School. I was all about it, but my parents wouldn't sign off, purely for social reasons. In hindsight, I'm glad they made that decision.

When male pornstars go through breakups, they don't have to worry about their exes spreading rumors about their dick size, amirite?
When male pornstars go through breakups, they don't have to worry about their exes spreading rumors about their dick size, amirite?
The Roe v wade overturn is great for dudes with sry to nonexistent sex lives, amirite?
You know you're an adult when your cereal doesn't float in milk. amirite?

You know you're not eating a kids cereal when it doesn't float

There are no whales in captivity. There's dolphins, orcas, and pilot whales, but no bigger whales. They are the biggest animal and yet they are still so mysterious, amirite?

Orcas and Beluga whales are still held in captivity. So the statement

There are no whales in captivity.

Is wrong and stupid.

Creating a national holiday for essential workers would not give essential workers a day off. amirite?

Make a dozen then a dozen days of double pay!!!!

It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?

I like boobs in my face much more than dick

The first guy to eat cold pizza was probably just to lazy to heat it up. amirite?

Then you got the people who act absurd "oh my gosh you're eating THAT cold?! It TASTES so much better warm/hot!" Uhm... no...no it doesn't. It literally tastes the same. Maybe it's a texture thing you got going on but please don't come at me with lies because I wanna eat cold leftovers ya FEEL me?

It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?
It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?
@Saucierstone Bare breasts would never be "normalized." Straight men are hardwired to be be sexually attracted to women's breasts.

They can be because I've gone to nude beaches and even though everyone is boobs out naked, it's considered normal.... Like, yeah, I was fascinated for the first 5 boobs I saw, then it was all normal

It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?