Even though you don't like black people in general, you have a lot of black rappers on your Zune, amirite?

i'm so offended at this post! HOW DARE YOU SAY I HAVE A ZUNE!!!

First "Dynamite", then "Firework", THEN "Grenade", what's next? "Nuclear Bomb"? amirite?
@ASWCC God i hate dynamite

I hate all the overused spoof versions of the song. por ejemplo: I THROW MY HOMEWORK IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING AYOOO I'LL TAKE A ZERO -_-

It's dumb that only women can carry purses. Guys have crap to carry too. It's sexist. amirite?

It's called a satchel, Indiana Jones has one

Who would win in this fight?

Lemme break it down for you. Dumbledore is pretty sweet. he runs a school where all sorts of crazy shit goes down. He has a bird that spontaneously com-busts and a pretty sweet office. Oh and he dies helping to save the world. No doubting: Dumbledore is pretty bad ass.

But then there's Gandalf

First, he finds the root of all evil, and lays out a plan to save the world. When he gets shit on by his buddy Saruman, he escapes by TALKING TO A MOTH, so that the moth can go get his buddy A GIANT FUCKING EAGLE to fly him off the roof of Saruman's tower. Then he hooks back up with Frodo and the gang. But wait, HE DIES. It is important to note however that he dies FIGHTING A GIANT FLAME DAEMON with a MOTHERFUCKING WHIP. Now, normally, dying would be a problem for most people.

FUCK THAT.

Gandalf just shrugs it off LIKE A BOSS and comes back to finish what he started. He also decided to update his wardrobe with some pimpin' white robes. Now fully pimped out, he tells everybody the plan then dips for a minute to handle some shit elsewhere, cause that's how Gandalf motherfucking rolls.

Then right when shit starts hitting the fan at Helm's Deep, he shows up WITH A GIANT FUCKING ARMY!

It'd be hillarious if singers (instead of rappers) sang their name in the beginning of their song.. "TAAAYLOOR SWIIIIIFFFTTTT MAN...We were both young when I first saw you...", amirite?
Technically "The Bird" is two words, amirite?
@It was my understanding that everyone had heard...

i know. there seems to be a lack of awareness of a certain avian variety

We shouldn’t call it the Big Bang Theory because explosions don’t really go “bang”. We should really call it the “KABOOFOWSHFFFFKRZWRRXUMBOOFTM Theory”, amirite?

when i say it, it sounds like a dubstep drop to me

If you won the lottery, you'd donate at least half of your winnings, amirite?

I would donate my money... TO ALL MY BITCHES AT THE STRIP CLUB! WOOOOOOO!

You wonder what you were doing on this exact minute one year ago, amirite?

Masturbating

We are drowning in information, but starved for knowledge, amirite
@VicZinc You should cite this quote to John Naisbitt.

Thats who it was!! thanks for telling me that. Can you still cite after posting it? if not, Source of quote is John Naisbitt

Skrillex shouldn't have won a Grammy, amirite?

Benga should have got a Nod

Think of words ending in "gry." Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
There are some GIFs that you just can't stop watching, amirite?

play both gifs at the same time. it...is...hilarious

You would totally give Anthony a BJ for him to make one of your posts Post of the Day, amirite?
"For me, religion is like a rhinoceros: I don't have one, and I'd really prefer not to be trampled by yours. But it is impressive, and even beautiful, and, to be honest, the world would be slightly worse off if there weren't any." -- Silas Sparkhammer, amirite?

I'm agreeing purely for the fact that you cited your source