Sharing your phone password with your partner isn't an act of trust and transparency it's disgusting, amirite?

all of your friends who have their business and photos in your phone

Why are your photos and your business in my phone?

My husband has access to my phone precisely because I know that he isn't going through texts with my friends. He isn't looking at their personal information or any pictures that he sent me. He grabs my phone if he sees that someone is calling and I'm not there to answer right away. Or if he wants to snap a picture and my phone is closer.

As far as justifications for not sharing your password with your partner, this is a really, really weak one.

You spend your entire life gathering people for your funeral. amirite?

If that's the case, then you also spend your entire life practicing for your final breath.

You can't tell if someone is a good person or not. amirite?

You're right, because none of us are good people. We all live in this morally gray area. Some people lean more towards the darker gray while others towards the lighter gray ends of the spectrum, but ultimately, there is always some good or bad within us all.

Hate is not an opinion, it's just hate, amirite?

Hatred is an act. It's the reasoning behind the hatred that is the actual opinion.

Hammocks look more relaxing than they actually are, amirite?

It sounds like you just really don't know what you're doing with a hammock.

I've never struggled getting in or out of a hammock, nor have I had any difficulty doing anything else (literally anything else) in a hammock.

It's ok to admit you don't know what you're doing.

The average man knows how to give a better blowjob than the average woman. amirite?

No. It takes practice, and the average man doesn't get much practice.

The average man knows how to give a better blowjob than the average woman. amirite?
@Elitetusken Have you been sucked off by a woman before? Are you able confirm that men give better blowies?… asking for...

I know trans women are women, but still, the best blowjobs I've ever gotten have been from trans girls. I figure it's not a coincidence. Imo, trans girls are probably the best at giving head.

Fish pics get too much hate, amirite?

Back when I used Tinder like 8 years ago, I never minded the pictures of a guy holding a fish. Fishing is a hobby, after all. I agree I don't find it any different than a picture with a guitar or whatever. What I hated was the guys who had a bunch of pictures of their cars that didn't include them in it. I like cars a lot but I am trying to date a person, not a car.

Refusing to make assumptions can be far more annoying. amirite?
Refusing to make assumptions can be far more annoying. amirite?

There are a lot of ways to say "What do you want?" which affects the meaning. If you say "What do YOU want" with eye-contact and stand ready with a pen and pad, it would be fairly obvious I guess?
If you're misunderstood often it might just be too ambiguous.

Going to sleep late and waking up late is the same as going to sleep early and getting up early. amirite?
@East-conference-2832 OP wasnt specifying just about kids though... and even then it could just be a couple hours later. Not the whole...

My husband slept from 1pm-9 pm .. (the kids were in school from 7am-3) so he most definitely missed all of their needs. And got countless free time.. and he would try to make the same excuse as OP.. I think my point is the people that have a problem with it it's more nuanced than just sleeping late.. obviously other things aren't getting done or someone has to compensate if people have a problem with it

In the next 100 years, society will be less pro sports-centric, amirite?

That depends, do you count E-sport as sport? E-sport will be a huge thing in 100 years.

Going to sleep late and waking up late is the same as going to sleep early and getting up early. amirite?

Midnights were my favorite shift. Could get some serious work done without every other doofus in sight sticking their nose in to tell you how you're doing it wrong. Good thing idiots like day shift.

People who obsess over getting "the authentic experience" when traveling are more annoying than people who shamelessly embrace being tourists. amirite?

I've always gone the ‘auberge' B and B route and getting buses everywhere instead of the package tours type but I didn't ever think that that there was a proper or authentic way. Doing it the way I do means I can afford it.

Fergie's national anthem was not that bad, amirite?

I always loved Fergie and wish she would get the same attention today as she did when she was in The Black Eyed Peas.