Heterochromia (different eye colours) is pretty neat looking, amirite?
To make a poem without any kind of rhyme is pretty pointless, too easy and not really something worth bragging about, amirite?

Writing a haiku
Shows people that you can count
right up to seven.

It would be interesting to see how people would make posts if they could only use 5 words, amirite?

You wish posts were longer, amirite?

You love how intense the sexual tension between you and someone else can be when you tell them to shut up and they reply "make me", amirite?
It's really attractive when people scrunch their lips together when taking a picture. More people should pose like that. amirite?

Collage time!
This took forever. people on the side got cut off though, sry

The picture keeps going away though! so help me if it does again!

Pluto did nothing wrong to deserve the name of a "dwarf" planet, amirite?

Don't feel bad. Pluto never really belonged with the Planets. The same thing happened with Ceres, Pallas, Juno, and Vesta. They used to be planets too. But as astronomers discovered more and more of these small planets they were then renamed Asteroids and they are in what we now call the Asteroid Belt. When Pluto was first discovered they thought it was about the same size as Neptune. After more observation they learned how wrong that was. Also Pluto is made almost entirely of ice and more and more Pluto like planets were being found. We pretty much ignored this for a while until the discovery of Eris, which was bigger than Pluto. The Pluto problem could no longer be ignored so Pluto along with all of the other Pluto like objects were recategorised in to what is now called the Kuiper Belt. So instead of thinking of Pluto being stripped away from its pals, think of Pluto as finally finding its true home. And that is a much happier story.

Imagine how long it would take to decide on a company name. It's like your username, except it actually matters, amirite?
Some people are really good at puns, while others arepun't, amirite?

A good pun is its own reword.

It's exciting that they are creating a Toy Story 4, but it also seems to be pushing it. Toy Story 3 was the perfect way to end it. amirite?
Pixar is making Finding Nemo 2... How could they lose Nemo again? amirite?

Nemo is a teenager and wanted to touch more butts

The real reason that women never propose is that as soon as they get down on one knee men start unzipping, amirite?

"You might as well propose to me."

If you're going to kill yourself, before you do it you should photoshop yourself out of all the pictures you can, burn all your previous possessions, and hack and delete all files of yourself, and then drown yourself in the ocean where your body will never be found, so all your friends will be like "Hey, what happened to Steve? Did ... did Steve ever exist? Did we just imagine him?" Amirite?

At least then you'll die knowing you were the best goddamn troll to ever grace this earth.