Puns like your's are not funny, Anne Frankly I'm not laughing.
If they brought a gun to math and killed everyone that would be a MATHACRE get it mathacre...like massacre? Not funny okay... crickets chirp
You don't have to come and confess, we're lookin' fur you, we gon find you, we gon find you, so you can run n' tell dat, run n' tell that Dickmasher dick-dick-dickmasher!
Okay, we all know Eve deserved it!
I see what jew did there. How can someone nazi how funny this is?
Okay these jokes can't go any fuehrer, or I'm going to heil.
I'm always as frustrated as an Amish electrician.
Penis van Lesbian
And I get mad when people think my last name is Tennisballs or even Tortellini...
Who cares? He isn't the first thing to die in a tank in Germany...Ooooh
High school foreign language classes teach you such worthless shit. "Roberto is handsome", or "I would like to buy a postcard." Good stuff. How about something I'll use? Such as, "I'd like a shot of top shelf tequila", or "Do you have chlamydia?"
TAZER TAG!! I'm in!
"I would like 6000 chicken vahgitas please!"
"I beg your pardon?"
"6000 chicken vahgitas."
"...and a sausage McBiscuit please."
You can adopt a little African child for just pennies a day. But it costs $18 a month to save a pet. What is Sarah McLachlan feeding these one-eyed pugs?
Oh and don't forget WindDings! Because everyone wants to be secretive while writing an essay and use symbols!!