I can't believe that guy just compared me to Hitler. I did Nazi that one coming, amirite?
@could cause a hole-or-cost you a bunch of money.

Puns like your's are not funny, Anne Frankly I'm not laughing.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will cause someone to bring a gun to school and kill everybody, amirite?

If they brought a gun to math and killed everyone that would be a MATHACRE get it massacre? Not funny okay... crickets chirp


You don't have to come and confess, we're lookin' fur you, we gon find you, we gon find you, so you can run n' tell dat, run n' tell that Dickmasher dick-dick-dickmasher!

Can you imagine the first woman who got pregnant how scared she was? "OMFG THERE'S A CREATURE COMING OUT OF MY VAGINA!", amirite?

Okay, we all know Eve deserved it!

Hitler jokes are out of mein kampfort zone. amirite?

I see what jew did there. How can someone nazi how funny this is?
Okay these jokes can't go any fuehrer, or I'm going to heil.

I am so thankful that Martin Luther King Jr. was born so that, years later, people everywhere will get a three day weekend! And I guess the whole no segregation thing is nice too, amirite?
some days you're as frustrated as a midget with a yo-yo. amirite?

I'm always as frustrated as an Amish electrician.

Penis van Lesbian

You get offended when you go to the Krusty Krab and your older friend orders you a Pipsqueak Patty, amirite?

And I get mad when people think my last name is Tennisballs or even Tortellini...

Who cares? He isn't the first thing to die in a tank in Germany...Ooooh

You've learned more usable Spanish from Dora the Explorer than your high school Spanish class. amirite?

High school foreign language classes teach you such worthless shit. "Roberto is handsome", or "I would like to buy a postcard." Good stuff. How about something I'll use? Such as, "I'd like a shot of top shelf tequila", or "Do you have chlamydia?"

Lazer tag would be a lot more fun if instead of just vibrating and flashing the packs gave of a mild shock, amirite?

TAZER TAG!! I'm in!

It's really embarrassing when you order 6000 chicken fajitas at the drive thru and pronounce it wrong, amirite?

"I would like 6000 chicken vahgitas please!"
"I beg your pardon?"
"6000 chicken vahgitas."
"...and a sausage McBiscuit please."

That animal cruelty commercial with the dying dogs and the depressing Sarah McLachlan song can really kill your mood
, amirite?

You can adopt a little African child for just pennies a day. But it costs $18 a month to save a pet. What is Sarah McLachlan feeding these one-eyed pugs?

Even though you used to be so accustomed to Times New Roman and thought you could never accept another, you've grown font of Calibri, amirite?
@Or it's inviting you to an 8 year old girl's birthday party.

Oh and don't forget WindDings! Because everyone wants to be secretive while writing an essay and use symbols!!