You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up- grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding, amirite?

I know this is a joke but the testicles produce testosterone, which gives a guy his 'manliness'. So this expression is an acceptable way of saying 'man up'

Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up- grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding, amirite?

Well it only hurts because you need to protect your baby maker. If guys weren't distraught from getting their balls kicked, I don't think our species would have survived long haha

Katy Perry is a little old to be singing " 'teenage' dream", amirite?

"you make me FEEL like i'm living a teenage dream"

This baby is now in their teens. Kind of weird to think about, amirite?
@Catbaaned That people age over time?

Well yes, but this baby was an iconic figure in my childhood. When I remember it I always think of it in it's baby form, it's kind of weird to realize that they obviously did grow up and lived a life apart from the show.

Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle and see "May cause extreme sexiness.", amirite?

Well there are good side effects also. If the pill you're taking does what it's supposed to, that's good and it's because of the pill unless you just have super human healing powers

What do atheists say on Friday? TERARATSIF? Thank Earth's Rotation and Revolution Around The Sun It's Friday? amirite?

Of course that's what we say, it's the only sensible option

If you're the best in the world at something, you deserve a REAL gold medal, amirite?

Gold is a very soft metal so it would bend and become misshapen very easily, that's why they just plate a stronger metal with gold. Basically the same look but it's cheaper and has more longevity

You can be for gay rights without being totally fine with your son turning or turning out to be gay, amirite?

The only reason why I wouldn't want my child to be gay is because life for homosexuals is so much harder than heterosexuals. I wouldn't want them to have to fight for their rights their entire life

You're drug free, amirite?

Free of illegal drugs... haha

You've never eaten poop, you just assume that it'll taste as bad as it smells. For all you know, it could taste like Mac&Cheese or Skittles. amirite?

Smell is a major factor that contributes to taste, so if it smells bad it's most likely going to taste bad

Most babies mouths' are open when they are born, meaning all of your mouths have scraped up against your mom's vagina. Wonderful. Amirite?

A part of you was also a little sperm being ejaculated from your dad's penis and you sucked your mom's breasts, it's not that big of a deal...

Bathroom stall writing shouldn't even exist; who brings a pen with them when they're peeing? amirite?

I've never written on a stall before but I usually have my purse with me which has a pen in it

I think there is more good than evil in this world. It's just that a bomb sounds louder than a hug. amirite?
@Or a bunch of people hug and they all shout really, really loud!! Then maybe it will be different.

(Sarah J. Sherwood): I just imagined a huge group of people hugging and making awkward 'sex' sounds haha

If you live as if there is no God, you better hope there isn't one, amirite?

I thought this amazing God loves all his children no matter what and excepts all their sins and what not...