My cousin who is completely deaf "heard" my grandfather fart
I wasn't there, but she felt the vibration apparently.
My granddad tells that story with so much awe and amazement every time
Yup. That's what Shakespeare did.
Except maybe Mr. Hooper.
His mom was hot.
You could say his race makes him so strong and he got one of the powerful weapons in the DCU.
I mean it's just straight up brain food for the brain dead
Especially if you buy printed ones
Eats, shoots & leaves 🐼
Well, it's better than slaughtering baby children.
I slowly apply pressure to my parking brake to slow down without my brake lights flashing. In my head, the person behind me is losing his mind.
*True representation of fear is when you touch your pocket while walking along a street and you feel another hand.
They are paying for their expertise. The time they've spent learning all the ins and outs of that discipline. Just like how people pay investors to invest for them, builders to build for them, cleaners, mowers, taxes, and all the specialties that people learn to get paid to provide for others who will pay them for the time they've invested to learn. That leads to free time to spend with family, friends, hobbies and pursuits of disciplines that interest you. Time is finite.
It's not digiorno it's disgusting