+32Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic. amirite?
+11Whoever coined the phrase "dad bod" missed a golden opportunity. It should have been called a "father figure", amirite?
+31Labelling something as "military grade" makes it seem so high quality. Unless it's food, amirite?