We desperately need a replacement for "lol". Amirite?

Pfft, i never used "lol" to begin with. When i find something funny on the internet, i say "my dear friend, your humorous tale is most delightful" and then they don't talk to me anymore.

It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved, amirite?
@How many boners I've caused.

Or how many boners you've stopped.

dumb blonde jokes always seem to be about GIRL blondes. amirite?

it's because all guys are so stupid hair color doesn't make a difference.

Anonymous +49Reply
Guys: You've tried to spin you wang round like a helicopter before, amirite?

I was airborne for like twelve seconds.

You kind of want your future babies to be a boy--not because you like boys better but so you can still have sex with you wife/husband without risking your baby getting pregnant. amirite?

don't you mean FUTER* babies?

Anonymous +48Reply
god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
@1176584

So now he's Phil, Phi-illl of the future! Never knew in history just where he would land! Phil, Phi-illl of the future! He's a 22nd century man!
No. At least, I hope not.

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
@1176367

Macne (MACK-KNEE)A rare form of facial disfigurement where the subject consumes too many big macs, therefore little bits of hamburger start to sprout from his face. The only known cure is to dip the subjects face in acid, or start eating salads.
"Man, look at that guy's Macne"

A flying penguin would look very bizarre, amirite?

Crap, They are on to us!

A question mark is just an exclamation mark that was punched in the stomach for asking a question. amirite?

:( i see how it is..

No one has a deep dark and dramatic secret like in all the movies. The biggest secret people have is that they're gay, play webkinz, or watch porn. amirite?

My secret is I draw gay webkinz porn.

No one has a deep dark and dramatic secret like in all the movies. The biggest secret people have is that they're gay, play webkinz, or watch porn. amirite?

Well, not everyone is an open book like you guys. There's no way I'm letting you in on the super special secrety secret of my secret box.

Rebecca Black's Friday being removed from Youtube is the most proof of a God we might ever get, amirite?

What'chu talkin' bout fool!