+276The McRib is vaguely shaped like a rack of ribs in the same way that people who eat it are vaguely shaped like people, amirite?
+396Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says, "Aren't you worried about this Mad Cow disease going around and rotting our brains?" The other cow says, "Why should I have to worry? I'm a fucking squirrel", amirite?
+1,821How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
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+1,421Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
+1,006The reason women can't park cars is because generations of men have been telling them that three inches is actually six, amirite?
+1,937If they ever come out with a new soda, it should be called F5. Because it's so refreshing. amirite?
+718Frodo would make a crappy ring-bearer at a wedding: "And now…the ring, please?" "THE RING IS MINE!" amirite?
+304When one mature adult has an imaginary friend it is called crazy. When millions of mature adults share the same imaginary friend, it's called religion. amirite?