'Traylor' is a pretty name. Amirite?

Pahahaha poor kid, and his sister can be named Apartment.

I have a long distance relationship with this girl named Delilah. She is living in New York because we're going through hard times and I'm not getting any jobs with my guitar playing skills in my band. I want to sing her a song telling her everything's going to be ok. What should I sing? I'm thinking Baby by Justin Beiber, amirite?

"I'm on a Boat" because she'll know you're on your way. On a side note, I don't think I've seen more comment fails.

let me get two things straight, PEOPLE AND BUGS ARE NOT ANIMALS! people aren't animals because we are way to smart and we aren't wild. Do you see us going around eating other animals? Bugs are way too small to be and animal and they're too stupid to be one, if you don't agree, then there must be something wrong with you, it's stupid to think that people and bugs are animals, amirite?
@/but do we go and hunt them? no.

A lot of people hunt animals.

Two guys checking out girls: Guy 1: "Dude, that girl is hot." Guy 2: "Yeah, but she has a kid." Guy 1: "Oh, nevermind then... Two girls checking out guys: Girl 1: "He is hot!!!" Girl 2: "You know, he has a baby." Girl 1: "Aww, how old is it? That's so sweet!", amirite?

I would never date a guy with a kid, or at least it would make it very unlikely.

The best name for a bar would be 'The Gym'. That way, you'd never get hell for going out and drinking. "Honey, I'm going out to the gym!", amirite?

We have one called the library.

Taco bell's saying get more bang for your buck sounds like a cheap prostitute commercial. amirite?

Subway's "Five Dollar Footlong" does too

If you were born in 1999 you dont really count as a real 90's kid. amirite?

I think you have to actually remember most of the '90s to be considered a '90s kid. I really don't consider anybody born after '93 a '90s kid. Most of the shows you all are remembering were reruns when you actually watched them. I barely consider myself a '90s kid and I was born in '90. I actually remember watching the original Power Rangers.

First there's Windows, the eldest, most experienced child that nearly everyone likes. Then there's Mac, the cool, younger child that may come to overshadow the eldest one day. And finally there is Linux, the awkward middle child that few like and know. amirite?
@527597

Dell is not an operating system, it's just a brand of computer.

This oil spill is completely BP's fault, see, Americans dumped English tea into the Boston Harbor. The British, after biding their time for 237 years, have struck back. YOUR MOVE, AMERICA, amirite?

I actually live in south Louisiana and my life has actually been affected by it and I find it fricken hilarious so lighten up it's a joke.

Its fucked up that 20 (ish) states allow first cousins to marry, but only five allow same sex couples, amirite?

I think it's messed up. How can the country support separation of church and state and say gay marriage is immoral and such. Marriage is a legal agreement so it shouldn't matter what the bible says.

Two guys checking out girls: Guy 1: "Dude, that girl is hot." Guy 2: "Yeah, but she has a kid." Guy 1: "Oh, nevermind then... Two girls checking out guys: Girl 1: "He is hot!!!" Girl 2: "You know, he has a baby." Girl 1: "Aww, how old is it? That's so sweet!", amirite?
@Why? Just because he has a kid doesn't mean you'll get pregnant by association.

Besides excess baggage? He has a kid meaning he's not careful.

The whole military fashion trend is really stupid. I'm sure our soldiers appreciate teenage girls wearing slutty remakes of the uniform they wear every day to protect our country. amirite?
@No, no. Just because you wear a jacket or pants that are military inspired that does not mean you are slutty. And...

Idk what exactly they mean, but I read it they're talking about I guess Halloween with all the skimpy army and sailor custumes.

Guys, whenever you think of the girl you love being with someone else you feel kind of hopeless. But at the same time you hope that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you. amirite?

I'm a girl, but when the guy I love is with another girl I hope they're miserable together.

Sims ad: make a family, get a job, have fun! Sims in real life: let’s see how fast we can kill these mofos off, amirite?

Or see how many babies they can have with how many different people

If you have sex before marriage, it doesn't mean that you're a bad person. Amirite?

At first I thought you had said does make you a bad person, but anyways, no I don't think so, as long as you're smart about it and careful.