Pornstars and Comic Book secret identities have very similar naming conventions, amirite?
If some sort of apocalypse does happen, staying in shape for those that survive won't be an issue with all the abandon fitness gyms in every city. amirite?
@Look at people who live on farms, or don't get their food from grocery stores in general. They are fit without...

The point is that it is now common knowledge that weight training is by far the most effective way to build and maintain strength, which you will most likely need during an apocalypse. The strong survive.

There is no English vocab for grown kids of parents, amirite?

Adult children

Dating a nonbinary person is fun because it's always a surprise to find out what genitals you get when you undress them, amirite?

I think you mean non-binary people, if it's always a genital surprise dating one person then you either have amnesia or you are dating a shapeshifter

You really feel the shortness of February when rent is due. amirite?
@Nlphbtsms Just so I understand Do you get just get payed for hours worked in the US. Not a monthly salary? If so, is it...

Depends on the job. Full time jobs or higher up positions will usually be a fixed salary whilst other jobs will be paid on hours worked.

Nursing homes are where we place inconvenient people. amirite?

Old ones. Young ones go to nurseries

If some sort of apocalypse does happen, staying in shape for those that survive won't be an issue with all the abandon fitness gyms in every city. amirite?
If they were to make a realistic girlfriend simulator it would mostly be trying to find out why she is upset and trying to fix it, amirite?
Maybe cops started the whole pants down thing to make criminals easier to catch. amirite?

Penis is a handlebar

The most memorable things we do in life are the unnecessary things we do. amirite?

Or the most necessary

Apollo 11 was a very expensive camping trip, amirite?

They had a pretty sweet tent.

If you had a dog's sense of smell, you would probably smell the trails of people's farts that have passed through, amirite?

I heard that dogs can see farts.

Roses are red , roses are blue , depending on their velocity relative to you. amirite?

Blueshift, redshift.

Cursive is a secret code for parents, amirite?
Midnight is 12pm but the middle of the night is more 4am, amirite?