MeAndMyDoggie

When you're single no one likes you or thinks you're hot but when you're taken it seems that everyone is looking at you and calling you pretty, amirite?
@And when you're single it's probably because you're a pleb who can't write properly.

Actually i can write properly but is it nessessary to do it on here? No so shut up thank you very much. So why dont you NOT comment if all your gonna do is complain about how i write. This is where we write our opinion on what we think not 'Hey lets see who can and cannot spell and comment on it and complain". And i'm not single right now i have an amazing boyfriend. So yeah get a life.

I just got banned from tellmeiamright.com. All the posts I sent in saying it was ripoff of this site was totally worth it. amirite?

i posted this on their site. ---> This totally copied amirite! like you got to be kidding me. you couldnt think of anything origional so you make a bad remake of the origional. the origional isnt just the best in movies but also with websites.

You hate it when you do really good at your sport but your coach wasnt around to see it but then when you do bad, that's when their watching, amirite?
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(Correct&Protect): way to ruin it grammer police. =P i dont like '''' s

it's not fair that celebrities get paid so much to do what they love, for example sing? have a tv show about their life? act? when police officers and firefighters risk their lives everyday, trash collectors and street cleaners do the jobs no one else wants to do, get paid crappy salaries for actually working to make this a better place, amirite?
You hate it when you do really good at your sport but your coach wasnt around to see it but then when you do bad, that's when their watching, amirite?
@Sorry, I'm not trying to ruin it. Trying to do my job.

(Correct&Protect): i wasnt being mean i was just saying =) smile...but i really hate ''''''s

Just becasue i believe in God doesnt mean you can sit and tell me that he's not real and give me a bajillion reasons why you think he's not. If i'm not shoving him in your face you should respect me and not say anything, amirite?
You cannot make a sensible sentence out of the words "Mountain" "Ceiling" and "Goldfish" amirite?

in my goldfish's tank there is a small house with a ceiling and a mountain scenery in the back.

You want to be remembered for something. amirite?

depends on what it is. =)

it's not fair that celebrities get paid so much to do what they love, for example sing? have a tv show about their life? act? when police officers and firefighters risk their lives everyday, trash collectors and street cleaners do the jobs no one else wants to do, get paid crappy salaries for actually working to make this a better place, amirite?
@ccccccccccccak plus how much practice and schooling does it take to pick up trash? not really anything. not even intelligence. no...

so just because a few people abuse it means that the ones who dont dont deserve a good amount of money? well i think u need to re-evaluate and check yourself becasue i know cops and i kno ones who abuse their power but i also kno the ones who work past the requirements and get nothing in return. so yeah screw u.

A Teacher asks: Why are you talking while i am teaching? Your answer: Why are you teaching while i'm talking?, amirite?
@twisted_memories The teacher responds: I'll see you after school.

wow okay loser. no one can ever just think someones funny can they?

You want to be remembered for something. amirite?
2 GOOD OLD GERMAN JOKES: A man walks into a bar. He orders a couple of drinks, pays for them, and then proceeds to leave the premises, as his wife had told him that he must not be too late home. A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small rewar... amirite?

i dont get either of them.

Lady Gaga is just a cheap rip-off of everyone who made it big before her so stop calling her original! amirite?

someones Jealous =P

If a woman was raped, then she could have an abortion. If she or the baby could potentially die from the birth, then she could have an abortion. If she went and had a one-night-stand or just got drunk, it's her own fault, the kid should be born but should not remain in the care of such an irresponsible parent; put him/her up for adoption after birth. amirite?
@BiteMe but it is the mother's fault that she got raped? What did she do, look too seductive? I thought God loved people...

its not her fault but that child deserves to live and is being born for a reason. God doesnt cause all these horrible things that happen but he brings good out of all the bad. HE brings a beautiful baby out of a horrible rape, a new life that deserves to live, no matter how or who made him.

A Teacher asks: Why are you talking while i am teaching? Your answer: Why are you teaching while i'm talking?, amirite?
@twisted_memories Disrespecting teachers isn't funny. We work hard and try to do our best to provide a good education.

awh =/ im sorry that joking around is agaisnt 'teacher laws". and if u really knew me ud kno id never do t hat but since you dont then, yeah.