The man who came up with the idea to make the Illinois Institute of Technology just held a speech saying all of the good things he would do if he had a million dollars, which he did, and bought himself a freaking sweet institute. Suddenly getting a portal gun into marine hands doesn't sound quite so impossible anymore, amirite?

A "freaking sweet" institute? Yeah...sure.

There needs to be a unisex name like spouse, but for unmarried people, amirite?

Partner? It's usually only used for same-sex couples, but it doesn't have to be...

I don't have enough middle fingers to let you know how I really feel... amirite?
I personally prefer rowing with oars, but some people like motors... Whatever floats your boat. Amirite?
Road trips are always more fun on the way THERE versus on the way back. amirite?
Caucasians : Although you're not racist, you are very glad you're not black, amirite?
You know that something, somewhere, went terribly wrong when you started your homework at 4 pm and didn't get finished till close to 11, amirite?

What is this "finish"

There are some people who could set their Facebook status as "I just pooped" and still get twenty likes, amirite?

That's because no one actually thinks someone updated their own status to say "I just pooped." Everyone assumes that person got "hacked" and liking the status is society's way of laughing at the joke.

You don't necessarily believe in karma, but you believe in "What goes around, comes around.", amirite?

I believe in "what goes around, goes around and around."

it would be horrible if we didnt have the "BACKSPACE" key on our keyboard, amirite?
Automatic Toilets: You like to piss people off by flushing when they're not done. amirite?

Better to be pissed off than pissed on. smirk smilie

The annoying commercials tend to play more often than the funny ones, amirite?
It's awkward when you go to a party, your friend is introducing you to people and someone addresses you by your Facebook name. "This is my friend Tom." "What's up? You're Travis PrettyboySwag Johnson?", amirite?
@Titts_McGee I just made that up but there are some crazy Facebook names that people come up with. This has actually happened to...

I know, I meant in general. If you're not embarrassed to make that your name on facebook, you shouldn't be embarrassed to be called by it.

It's awkward when you go to a party, your friend is introducing you to people and someone addresses you by your Facebook name. "This is my friend Tom." "What's up? You're Travis PrettyboySwag Johnson?", amirite?

I feel like you deserve that if that's your facebook name.

When your post gets declined and it says, "brilliant observation there, Sherlock," you think to yourself, "ya, it is and by saying that you agree with me. your saying i'm right", amirite?

No, I'm saying that you're stating the obvious, which is not the point of the site.