As a someone who is not an english native speaker, it's really wild that english spelling is so badly irregular you can make a competition out of it. amirite?
For the average person becoming Batman is more attainable than becoming Bruce Wayne. amirite?

Putting on a costume and fighting crime doest make one Batman. To be Batman you'd need to have Bruce Wayne's resources.

There is a person out there with an exact net worth of $999,999 without that one dollar to make them a millionaire. amirite?
Storm from X men would save more lives if she just stuck to improving agriculture. amirite?
Superhero movies teach us that it's okay to kill people, as long as we deem them ‘bad' first. amirite?

Superheroes don't kill.

If there's any bacteria on the moon it likely came from Florida. amirite?

I audibly laughed at this. Thank-you.

In the near future phones will be so water resistant that pushing people into pools will become funny again, amirite?

It will never be funny to the one being pushed, unless they are in their swim suit and know

You don't need to use wet wipes when you have diarrhea because you bring the wet. amirite?
You might have already taken the picture that is going to be used at your funeral, amirite?
90% of lies told are out of kindness or convenience, and not particularly immoral, amirite?

You were adopted.

If cocks tasted like strawberries, that'd be a good thing for all involved. amirite?
@Milkzey ok pedo

Damn dude, projecting much? By that logic explaining your kids about sex is a predatory behavior because it involves children.

Storm from X men would save more lives if she just stuck to improving agriculture. amirite?
@Boknows12 Viagra is $1.6billion in 2016 sales alone... Or shrink every animal stuck in a zoo so it gets a decent relative...

Shrink cancer cells etc.. you could ship so much stuff with Pym particles. He would put DHL FedEx and every other company like that out of business.

Also Superman should toss that Texas sized patch of plastic in the ocean right into the sun.

Even when EVs are the norm, people will probably prefer to use gas pedal over accelerator since it has two fewer syllables. amirite?

Am I the only one that still calls them a velocitator and deceleratrix?

Dogs must see phones like a toy that humans love, amirite?
Mosquitoes are probably the only animal that most people agree its OK to kill in any way necessary, amirite?
@monsterallergies Came here to say this too. Whats the point? Also jellyfish. D' we need em? (Do. We. Need. Them?)

Wasps are parasites that help control other insects. Yes. We need them.

And this comes from me, who happens to be deathly allergic to them, so take that as you will.