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every underpants is a diaper to a certain extent, amirite?

But reusable

If you walked in a straight line along the equator following the dawn at the same speed as the Earth rotates, the day would never end, but the date would change every 24 hours. amirite?

Wrong! You would drown.

If you walked in a straight line along the equator following the dawn at the same speed as the Earth rotates, the day would never end, but the date would change every 24 hours. amirite?
@teknogreek Most planes can't even keep up with that speed.

I was recently on a flight from Germany to Chicago, and we took off about 30 minutes before sunset. The sun didn't get below the horizon until we hit Sault Ste Marie in Ontario, 45 minutes before landing, after 9 hours in the air. The sunset moved from the left side of the plane to be right in that time.

If you walked in a straight line along the equator following the dawn at the same speed as the Earth rotates, the day would never end, but the date would change every 24 hours. amirite?
There is no wisdom without regret. amirite?

Nah, I have yet to regret learning how to masturbate.

Statistical speaking someone out there has had the correct opinion about everything, and that person must be miserable, amirite?
Superhero movies teach us that it's okay to kill people, as long as we deem them ‘bad' first. amirite?

Nope. Try again.

Everyone talks about horny bards seducing dragons. What those bards might not understand is that since dragons are reptiles they would have cloacae, not penises. amirite?

In the lore suggested here, those same dragons can shapeshift. Seduction is totally valid.

Grandparents want grandchildren for the same reason children want pets: all of the fun and none of the responsibility. amirite?

it's so they don't feel they have waisted thier lives. and the family continues.

Grandparents want grandchildren for the same reason children want pets: all of the fun and none of the responsibility. amirite?
A 28 year old person that doesn't accept alcohol is more questioned than a 10000 day sober, amirite?
All they have to do is cut off Michael Myers's head, it's not like it'll grow back, amirite?

But how will we get another Austin Powers movie?

Everyone is immortal until proved otherwise. amirite?

Man I love proving that people are mortal

You have forgotten something really important and will never remember what. amirite?

If it's REALLY REALLY important you will be reminded in the worst of ways

The irony of the song Ironic by Alanis Morissette is that none of the examples in the song are actually ironic. amirite?

Isn't it ironic...