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Someday, aggressively running your hand through someone's butt crack, then saying MasterCard, will make no sense because of chip and tap technology. amirite?

In future it'll be slapping someone's butt and saying Apple pay

People rip out their carpets for hardwood flooring and then cover them in large area rugs…like carpet, amirite?

A throw rug helps the acoustics of the room. A hardwood floor can result in an echo in the room, especially a larger room without a lot of furniture or stuff on the walls.

No one cares about your Wordle score, amirite?

Sorry for my ignorance but what hell even is worlde

Calling your child "son" is completely normal, but calling your child "daughter" is pretty unusual. amirite?
When you smoke, you actually pay to get cancer. amirite?

Yea and the biggest scam is, that the cancer isnt even certain.

People who claim to never lie are usually the biggest liars of all. amirite?

I feel like I'm the only person on earth that doesn't lie

Our species is one of the rare ones with only 2 breasts, amirite?
@tonywonderslostnut Imagine the smell of your bed sheets

At least guys could blame the white stain on something else.

A rooster's indiscriminate screaming sounds nothing like cock-a-doodle-do in real life. amirite?

Year but thats better than "Err err err errr!!!!"

It's never been about what Superman can do, it's what he doesn't do, that makes him a hero. amirite?

Not doing something is technically a form of doing.

Kids in the future won't be able to experience all the hilarious random glitches that uses to occur in early video games, amirite?

Yes they will. GTA 5 is literally almost 10 years old and its still filled with hilarious bugs. Even recent releases always have bugs in them.

If your train gets delayed while you're on board, you're getting better value for money, amirite?

This would be true if what you paid for was a specified amount of time on a train.

But what paid for is to get to your destination in a specified amount of time.

When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?

What if you move forward to the back of the train

When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?
@KilljoyX how would this happen? lets say you are in a train that is going at the speed of light in space and you run forward...

Nothing can accelerate faster than the speed of light in a vacuum. The train in a vacuum is an inertial reference frame which is the same as all other reference frames. As such, walking in the train feels the same as any other train on earth. You are faster than the train relative to the train and only the train. However, you cannot be faster than the speed of light, so what occurs is time dilates and the length of the train contracts to outside observers to account for the difference of speed inside the train. Very simplified and probably inaccurate at some parts, but this is the gist of it

Victoria's Secret isn't much of a secret; we all know what body parts are under there. amirite?
If you successfully graft a female plant to a male plant. You have made a transplant. amirite?

This is very straight