No, it's "hi, how are you?"
I would if I was having a fricken stroke
Whoa there buddy, I think someone didn't fill every waffle square with syrup this morning
I think you the verb in your sentence.
Yes, cause nothing says sexy like chomping a man's penis off
It's not about being sure for most of us Christians. It's just the sheer amount of negativity that surrounds being a Christian on the internet. You get labelled right from the get go.
I'm a Christian and I'm 100 for gay marriage and abortions. I make it my goal on any website to not shove my opinions or beliefs into anyone's face. I view the Bible in a different way than most traditional Christians and I agree that many Church institutions are corrupt. I never preach to people or judge some one who's an Atheists or any other religion than mine because I know the only thing that differentiates me from them are my religious beliefs. I "believe" in science which means I believe in evolution. I think that the government and the church have no business being together.
I do and think all of this but as soon as I type the sentence "I'm a Christian" I'm labelled as a homophobic idiot with an imaginary friend in the sky.
Also I know Atheists argue that they feel that way all the time in society but I don't think that's any reason to be as closed minded as the religious people they bash.
Two wrongs don't make a right
Random troll user: "YDI for having a mom"
I'm happy OP didn't draw this post
Yes, 12-year-olds are freaking children; being a "tween" is the same thing as being a child, it's just a particular age group of children. It's like saying "4-year-olds aren't children, they're toddlers". IT'S THE SAME THING. I'm 14 and I'm still very much a child, I may be a teenager but that still makes me a child; you are still a child as long as you are under 18.
Stop acting arrogant and just be a kid, which you ARE... You're behaving as if being called a child or a kid is a bad thing. I know you must hear this a lot but I will repeat this mantra because us kids now as days seem to forget this: being young doesn't last forever. Soon you'll be wishing you were still a child. That's why I try to act like a kid while I can, when we try to grow up too fast we miss so many childhood experiences and it comes back to haunt us in adulthood.
P.S Being called a "child" doesn't make you sound like a little kid, your comment made you sound like a little kid.
P.P.S. I am not sorry for the long comment, all kids need to hear this.
How about: "Two men, conjoined to each other since birth, aspire to be NBA players and make the draft... on two different teams. Starring Martin Lawrence as Bob and Rob Anderson, the new sports flick of 2012: Double Dribble"
"Pppfffft" as in there is a lot of evidence that the evolution theory is true so you can't say there isn't any proof. I'm a Christian and still believe that we all evolved from something. But I also believe that there is a higher being that made it happen.
Please no flame war, just voicing my opinion here.
In my opinion no one beats the mental instability of Justin Bieber fans. Those bitches be crazy
"I've gotta go with Niggers for that one, Regis"