MissAwesomeness

Guys: Whenever you pee and it comes out in multiple directions you call your penis a "dick" and then it looks at you and you both laugh together at how you were accidentally clever but then you realise your dick shouldn't be laughing or looking at you so you begin to yell at it until it goes limp. But then you feel bad for yelling so massage it until you're back on speaking terms. Then as you begin to recollect about what just happen you think, "Wow this hypothetical has gotten way out of hand.", amirite?
@tag How high are you?

No, it's "hi, how are you?"

You pronounce amirite like "ah-MEE-ruh-tay" amirite?

I would if I was having a fricken stroke

Bad cooks: you hate when you pour your cereal and it catches on fire, amirite?
Must. Fill. Every. Waffle square. With. Syrup, amirite?
@Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Whoa there buddy, I think someone didn't fill every waffle square with syrup this morning

Guys: Whenever you pee and it comes out in multiple directions you call your penis a "dick" and then it looks at you and you both laugh together at how you were accidentally clever but then you realise your dick shouldn't be laughing or looking at you so you begin to yell at it until it goes limp. But then you feel bad for yelling so massage it until you're back on speaking terms. Then as you begin to recollect about what just happen you think, "Wow this hypothetical has gotten way out of hand.", amirite?
Ladies: you've eaten a banana, pickle, popsicle or other penis shaped food in a sexual way to seduce a guy before, amirite?

Yes, cause nothing says sexy like chomping a man's penis off

Christians: You're not sure how to go about your religion on the internet because you don't want to seem like an ignorant person who is completely opposed to everyone who's beliefs are different than yours, amirite?
@1818533

It's not about being sure for most of us Christians. It's just the sheer amount of negativity that surrounds being a Christian on the internet. You get labelled right from the get go.

I'm a Christian and I'm 100 for gay marriage and abortions. I make it my goal on any website to not shove my opinions or beliefs into anyone's face. I view the Bible in a different way than most traditional Christians and I agree that many Church institutions are corrupt. I never preach to people or judge some one who's an Atheists or any other religion than mine because I know the only thing that differentiates me from them are my religious beliefs. I "believe" in science which means I believe in evolution. I think that the government and the church have no business being together.

I do and think all of this but as soon as I type the sentence "I'm a Christian" I'm labelled as a homophobic idiot with an imaginary friend in the sky.

Also I know Atheists argue that they feel that way all the time in society but I don't think that's any reason to be as closed minded as the religious people they bash.
Two wrongs don't make a right

On fml, even if there is no way whatsoever that the poster could have ever deserved it there will always be like 300 people who will 'you deserved it', amirite?
It would be a weird feeling if you placed a bunch of pop rocks on your ass hole, amirite?

I'm happy OP didn't draw this post

You pronounce the name Ber-nerd (unless you're told otherwise) but the dog breed Saint Ber-nahrd
It's annoying when people around 12 year olds say things like "When I was a child..." as if they aren't children, amirite?
@MissouriGal No. 12-year-olds are NOT children. I'm 12, I'm not a child. I'm a tween, OK? "Child" makes me sound like a...

Yes, 12-year-olds are freaking children; being a "tween" is the same thing as being a child, it's just a particular age group of children. It's like saying "4-year-olds aren't children, they're toddlers". IT'S THE SAME THING. I'm 14 and I'm still very much a child, I may be a teenager but that still makes me a child; you are still a child as long as you are under 18.

Stop acting arrogant and just be a kid, which you ARE... You're behaving as if being called a child or a kid is a bad thing. I know you must hear this a lot but I will repeat this mantra because us kids now as days seem to forget this: being young doesn't last forever. Soon you'll be wishing you were still a child. That's why I try to act like a kid while I can, when we try to grow up too fast we miss so many childhood experiences and it comes back to haunt us in adulthood.

P.S Being called a "child" doesn't make you sound like a little kid, your comment made you sound like a little kid.

P.P.S. I am not sorry for the long comment, all kids need to hear this.

there are seriously no good original movie ideas anymore, amirite?

How about: "Two men, conjoined to each other since birth, aspire to be NBA players and make the draft... on two different teams. Starring Martin Lawrence as Bob and Rob Anderson, the new sports flick of 2012: Double Dribble"

The theory of creation is not science, but evolution isn't either. you have to have faith in what ever you believe, because niether have any proof. amirite?
@pppfffft

"Pppfffft" as in there is a lot of evidence that the evolution theory is true so you can't say there isn't any proof. I'm a Christian and still believe that we all evolved from something. But I also believe that there is a higher being that made it happen.

Please no flame war, just voicing my opinion here.

Korean pop fans are the worst. amirite?

In my opinion no one beats the mental instability of Justin Bieber fans. Those bitches be crazy

It's ridiculous that nobody has really been as decided to use even go want to do look more like, amirite?
@1514339

"I've gotta go with Niggers for that one, Regis"