When you pick out the cashews from the mixed nuts you're stealing from future you. amirite?
Breakfast cereals are the stew of the morning meals, amirite?
There are at least twice as many Hydrogen atoms in the universe as there are water molecules. amirite?

Hmm the floor is made of floor

People might have never invented toilet paper if we could tongue wipe like dogs. amirite?

You can, but you need a friend

If we all flush the toilets at the same time, we can create the "Atomic Flush". amirite?

Would this overload the water systems somehow?

Pain is a reminder we are still alive. amirite?

Not if you take opioids

Kids think how awesome it is to have all this tech stuff- toys, video games, cell phones, etc & how great their generation has it. They have no idea how great it was to have the freedom to run down the street or over to the school to play with loads of kids. No set up play dates, just wild fun, amirite?

having to come home when the street lights came on

We all want a girlfriend but some of us are virgins who wouldn't even know what to do if we got 1, amirite?

Everybody who ever got a girlfriend ever was a virgin beforehand and the learned to deal with it

When people talk about making a "quantum leap", they may not realize that quantum leap has to be extremely small. amirite?
@Is this based on ant man?

Anything quantum is referring to the atomic realm

I can tell you it's at least seven.

English people are probably the only people who exclaim the word "alright" during sex. amirite?

I imagine all these conversations with a heavy british accent btw.

English people are probably the only people who exclaim the word "alright" during sex. amirite?
English people are probably the only people who exclaim the word "alright" during sex. amirite?
Assuming someone on the internet is a male seems more ordinary than assuming is a female, amirite?

We generally seem to assume everyone unknown to us is male, like drivers, soldiers, people in books who haven't been named or given pronouns yet, etc.