mrjustinpierson

You appreciate that <script>if ( currentUserUsername ) { document.write(currentUserUsername+" is an active user");}
else { document.write("there are many active users"); }</script> on this site, amirite?

This scared the living shit out of me at first for some reason.

Sometimes all you want is to be able to fast-forward to 12:00 AM on July 15, 2011, amirite?

It's also the day that new Winnie the Pooh movie comes out, isn't it?

Watson: "Sherlock, my son has just finished preschool! But I forget, which school does he move on to now?", amirite?

Oh wow, it took me a minute to understand this...

Why do they call black people colored, it's the white people that are colored, when it's cold they turn blue, when it's hot they turn red, and when they are bruised they turn purple and green. amirite?

Isn't this something like a threepeat by now?

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to make the perfect little girls, amirite?

But, Prof. Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient...
CHEMICAL X.

I wonder why people say "The real world is like this and the real world is like that. It's more tough." Even if someone has it easier, it doesn't mean he or she isn't living in the real world. We're all in the same boat, just in different kinds of boats, amirite?

We're all in the same boat, except that guy is in a yacht and I'm in a canoe. Still, same boat.

You dont know what to think about obama, hes an okay president but hes a nice guy, amirite?

Well he's better than Bush.

You saw a tree once, amirite?

There's one IN MY FRONT YARD.

Ticking things off a list gives you such a satisfying feeling, amirite?

I read that as "tickling" at first.

You feel really awkward and stupid running with a backback on, amirite?

...did you mean "backpack"?

Someone should tell the guys at Starburst what "contradiction" means, amirite?

They had it with the "living dead" guy, but that was about it.

Part of the reason Americans are fat is because fatness has become socially exceptable. (weather or not you agree with the ethics) If we were to shun fat people, not include them in social gatherings, and make fun of their size whenever we saw them on the street our fat population would disappear after a while. amirite?

Sure there'd be less fat people, but there'd also be more anorexic/bulimic people, which I don't think is a great trade off.

People who won't eat chicken eggs, but get abortions... there is some contradiction right there, amirite?

The eggs we eat are basically the result of a hen having her period... Gross, yes, but certainly not inhumane.

No one understands what it's like to have a twin. Your twin is ALWAYS number one in your life. He/she is above other family members, friends, and even yourself. It's a bond that one will never get, so stop calling us weird for doing "twin things", amirite?

I have a twin, and sometimes he verbally abuses me. This post is not always true.

Star wars was ruined for you when you found out that all the sound effects couldn't exist because there isn't any sound in space, amirite?