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It doesn't matter how big your penis is if it can't make someone happy.
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A duck can walk, swim, fly and float but does none of those things particularly well.
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While you scroll down, you don't actually do it. You just change the colors of pixels.
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Every hand you shake, has probably had a peepee in it,
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The reason so many adults lose optimism in the world is that you get older and realize Superman isn't real, then you get a little older and realize Lex Luther is real.
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The world as it was before the turn of the century seems so much more classy and dignified than what we've had the last twenty two years.
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You don't know if anyone is real. You are only taking everyone's word that they have feelings.
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If it weren't for sexual attraction, you'd probably view naked people of the sex you're attracted to with the same disgust as you do of the sex you're not attracted to,
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The person in charge of playing music during a car ride has one of the biggest responsibilities,
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If a zombies core function is to just kill and eat meat, they would just all end up constipated and unable to eat anymore,
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There is a good chance that the last human on the planet has already been born.
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Sharks don't know that camels exist.
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Don't joke about people being in the CIA. You might accidentally out them, and get them killed,
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Remember back in grade school when we were taught that acid rain was going to end the world.
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Your job would blow less if you got blow jobs while at work.
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