You know what's beautiful? Read the first word again. amirite?

I feel like I just read a 'deep' status from a thirteen year old girl on Facebook...

I found Fudge a little more annoying, actually. "No, no, everything's fine! Nothing's wrong! Sirius Black is a bad person, and we need Voldemort's soul-sucking minions to guard his devoted followers, and I'm sure Harry just has forehead cancer and schizophrenia or something else that's making him hallucinate and his scar hurt because nothing can ruin my perfect world! Not even if it's true!"

It's sexist that the default picture on facebook is the outline of a man, amirite?

It's sexist you expect women to have long hair and men to have short hair