Cannibals have a cup of Joe every morning for breakfast, amirite?
If Winnie the Pooh and his gang were a group of gangstas I think it would be safe to say that at one time or another Tigger would say something stupid and Pooh would respond with, "Tigga' Please!", amirite?

They're called tegroes. Watch your mouth

If you were granted 3 wishes, having no more acne would probably be one of them. amirite?

I'd wish for Morgan Freeman to narrate everything I do

Every time I hear a "Why'd the chicken cross the road" joke, I'm always find myself ending up disappointed, amirite?

why did the chicken cross the road?


To die. In the rain. Alone.

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
I have just released the new Chicken Visa , which will not only cross roads, but will also lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; and compete with Apple’s Smooth Eagle.

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. Seriously, If I can't get them off, neither can the rapist. Love, your daughter, amirite?

Dear they_call_me_jane,

Please stop stealing from me.

Sincerely, Dearblankpleaseblank

in my photoshop class my teacher gave us a paper in where we were suppose to write what we expect to learn in the future in this class. I wrote down "Everything I don't know." Good answer. amirite?

If it were mlia it would have been like this:
in my photoshop class my teacher gave us a paper in where we were suppose to write what we expect to learn in the future in this class. I wrote down "Everything I don't know." He then gave me an A and we had an epic lightsaber fight. MLIA

You'd eat your friends if you were trapped together and it was the only chance for survival, amirite?

Note to self: don't make friends with user_name, grass_hopperr, vampire_academy, DanielJames, and lua. LOL

Anyone can make a joke about Apple just by putting "i" Before the word. Like "iPencil", "iGuitar", "iKnife", amirite?


It must be really awkward for girls who find out that guys just added them because of their profile pic, when it's actually a picture of their favourite artist, amirite?

guys are turned on by Picasso?

It's not racist that I call the only Asian guy at my work "Ching Chong" even though his name is Kevin and he's asked me to stop, amirite?
I don't think Ariel would actually like this part of our world. I mean, with the war, hate, and screwed up economy, she should just stay under the sea, amirite?
Casey Anthony should have been found guilty, amirite?

If Casey Anthony didn't kill her daughter, then who did? Why would she lie to the cops if she was innocent? Why did she wait a whole entire month to report her missing child? Wouldn't you call the cops within a few hours of "not knowing where your child is"? Why was she out partying and having fun while her child is missing/dead? Why did she have no emotion the whole time? Why did she lie so many times, come up with different stories, and use random excuses? Why did she get away with all that?

Insulting fat people about their weight inspires them to lose weight, or commit suicide. Either way food gets saved and this excess food can be used to feed starving children in Africa. So insult fat kids; do it for the African children, amirite?
It's always awkward when you ring a doorbell and aren't quite sure if it actually rung or not. You don't want to ring it again because you'll seem rude, but if you didn't ring it, how would they know you're there, amirite?

I always stand there creepily in the window by the door waiting for someone to pass by and see me.

There are some commercials you've seen so many times that you know all the words to, amirite?

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