Somehow I read gift cards as girls. Everything makes sense again.
Yesterday I got a SUPER cute shirt that was originally $26.99 for only $6.75. It was the only thing I liked in the store.
It takes too much brain power to type like that. D:
Yeah. I hate when hand-less bald men are shirtless.
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
and the vermin of the world inhabit it
and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
Tiptoe Through the Tulips...
I think you mean:
(MaitiuSexton):I read that link as instantrimjob.com I was like what does that have to do with this post?
For by grace ye are saved through faith, and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God— not by works lest any man should boast.
It's better than whistling, though. I hate whistlers.
What!? You mean you can't produce a TV show with just love? This is an outrage!!
Both, but probably not at the same time.
Unless somebody's into that kind of thing.
I own a "horny mother fucka"?
"Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding, the cretins cloning and feeding." -Flagpole Sitta, Harvey Danger.
Wanna put my tender heart in a blender, watch it spin 'round into a beautiful oblivion. ♫♪