Gift cards are the polite way for family members to say, "We wanted to give you money for your birthday, but we think you might be a drug addict," amirite?

Somehow I read gift cards as girls. Everything makes sense again.

Sometimes, the things on clearance are 10x better than the things that aren't. Amirite?

Yesterday I got a SUPER cute shirt that was originally $26.99 for only $6.75. It was the only thing I liked in the store.

Why do people who are "gangsta" call their homes "the crib"? Especially when talking to a girl, how is that appealing? "Ay, girl, why don't you come by the crib later? We can suck on pacifiahs allll night, and maybe even cry ourselves to sleep.", amirite?
@1442349

It takes too much brain power to type like that. D:

Yeah. I hate when hand-less bald men are shirtless.

The world is a beautiful place, amirite?
@lemmethink it's the people living in it who are ugly.

There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
and the vermin of the world inhabit it
and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit

It's creepy how some of the most unexpected songs make you horny, amirite?

Tiptoe Through the Tulips...

Since when the hell are "worksheets" called "dittos", amirite?
Having sex while standing is just fucked up, amirite?
@848462

(MaitiuSexton):I read that link as instantrimjob.com I was like lolwut smilie what does that have to do with this post?

Christians do good deeds to get into heaven. Atheists do good deeds because they're nice, amirite?

For by grace ye are saved through faith, and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God— not by works lest any man should boast.

Ephesians 2:8-9

Humming can get really annoying, amirite?

It's better than whistling, though. I hate whistlers.

They shouldn't cancel tv shows just because of low ratings, they should keep them going for the people who watch them and love them, amirite?
@602114

What!? You mean you can't produce a TV show with just love? This is an outrage!!

Getting married to have sex is like getting on an airplane to have peanuts, amirite?
@Ross peanuts or sex?

Both, but probably not at the same time.

Unless somebody's into that kind of thing.

Snow is the only time when a girl is pleased by four inches, amirite?
@867410

I own a "horny mother fucka"?

You need a license to drive, but any idiot can have a child, amirite?

"Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding, the cretins cloning and feeding." -Flagpole Sitta, Harvey Danger.

Most song lyrics make absolutely no sense, amirite?

Wanna put my tender heart in a blender, watch it spin 'round into a beautiful oblivion. ♫♪