+920it used to be called gramm but then a pirate discovered it and got mad thus creating GRAMM-ARRRR, amirite?
+231Volleyball is like sex, it hurts like hell at first, but after a while you get used to it and it starts to be a pleasant pain, amirite?
+360It's better to be comfortable and warm than cute, uncomfortable and stylish, amirite?
-197Vagina doesn't sound like a body part. It sounds like an herb or a spice, like something somebody in a restaurant would complain about. "Waiter! This salad needs more vagina!", amirite?
+540If there was a bible for ghetto people it would say things like: "Yo, Noah, my brotha, build an ark fo' two of each animal." or "Yo, Adam nd Eve. Don't eat from dis tree or you will die, fools.", amirite?
+176The people that only use one arm in a hug aren't very skilled at hugging, amirite?
+215It's pretty sad that a chainsaw has the warning: "Do not stop with hands or genitals" on the box. You would think that advice is common sense, amirite?
+352Bras are a lot like parents; no matter how much we dislike them they're there for support, to make sure we're well rounded and they try to prevent poking, amirite?
+596It sucks when you have a button up shirt and the gaps in between the buttons are so big that you have to choose between looking like a Mormon and looking like a cheap whore, amirite?
+46It seems like girls who have their periods think, "My vagina is bleeding, that means my arm doesn't work well enough to flush this toilet. But that's okay, everybody wants to see my vaginal blood on the seat, in the toilet and on the walls.", amirite?
+610Folding underwear is pointless. If somebody else other than yourself does see your undies it's not like they'll say, "OH MY GOODNESS. LOOK AT THAT WRINKLE. YOU DISGUSTING PIG, WE CAN'T HAVE SEX ANYMORE.", amirite?
+135Just like Santa and the tooth fairy, completely ugly people don't exist, amirite?