+296Stand outside Victoria Secret, watch a girl picking out underwear, when she looks at you, shake your head no, and she'll put them down. Good way to test insecurities, amirite?
+228It doesn't matter if you're home alone, it's always awkward to shit with the door open, amirite?
+2,881This can be the only explanation: Worm 1: "Feel that? It's raining." Worm 2: "Wanna go on the sidewalk and die?" Worm 1: "God yeah", amirite?