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Parents should be legally responsible for their children's crimes until they reach the age of 18, amirite?

So every kid who decides they hate their parents can go kill someone and their parents get sent to prison for it? brilliant. the kids will love it.

How did donkey from Shrek get the dragon pregnant, amirite?

the stork delivers to all species.

The best kind of Tourette's Syndrome is when you randomly say polite things; "Hey do you know what time it...YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY TODAY!" amirite?

what if you're in a fight with someone and trying to insult them? "I hate you so much! Go die in a -THAT NAIL POLISH REALLY BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES!"

I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan. Somebody is going to be wrong. amirite?

well from my experience, non-stick pans are always wrong, regardless of what goes in the pan.

Ok not to put Harry Potter or Twilight down, but They will never be Better than The Chronicles of Narnia, Amirite?

I can Randomly capitalize Words, too.

People say that marijuana is good for you because it's natural, but they don't realize that just because it's natural doesn't mean it's safe. Wanna know what else is natural? Bears. amirite?
Dear boys in the friend zone; IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HOT, amirite?

improper use of a semicolon. IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW GRAMMAR.

You are laying down in between a hot girl and a gay man. Which side do you sleep with your back to? amirite?
@StickCaveman Just because there's a gay man in the bed with you it doesn't mean he's going to ass rape you.

Just because there's a hot girl in the bed doesn't mean she's going to have sex with you... it works both ways, but assume both would, then try to decide lol

You don't know what NSFW stands for, amirite?

nice shoes, fuck wanna?

So just read a news article about three 14 year old girls drawing swastikas and leaving feces on a Jewish families front porch...I don't even have words. That's just the ugliest, nastiest, thing...I wish I knew who they were, so I could talk to them and tell them how incredibly sick they make me. And the mother who drove them to that house in the middle of the night needs to be absolutely ASHAMED of herself and her daughter. How did they think this was okay? Bunch of animals. amirite?
you ONLY use your cell phone to text. calling people is out of style and pointless. amirite?

Yeah, and capitalizing a word that starts a new sentence is uncool too.

You have never gotten high, amirite?
Math is important, but knowing how to speak well and write well is way more important in life than math. Math is really important in life you become an engineer, architect, accountant, or some other career in finance or construction. Other than that, only a little math is used. Grammar and spelling is something that is used in life all the time. amirite?

Grammar and spelling are fundamentals. So are addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. In my opinion, they have the same importance and are used the same amount.

As much as we love the trinkets that come with the holidays, what some of us want is just to spend a little time with that special person, or at least have them drop by to wish us well. Though gifts are nice, just their presents can be enough, amirite?
You like Enrique Iglesias, amirite?

that man is beautiful...