"It's annoying when you're getting head and..." it's impossible to finish that sentence, amirite?

"they use their teeth"

You hate when you're trying to say something serious but it rhymes without you even trying, and now you just look like a poetic hipster who feels like crying, amirite?
You hate when you're trying to say something serious but it rhymes without you even trying, and now you just look like a poetic hipster who feels like crying, amirite?

When I was in third grade I saw a mouse so I ran to my parents and said "Theres a mouse in the house!" and they all laughed and brushed me off.

They regretted doing so a couple days later.

the only way to get rid of racism is to STOP talking about it. amirite?
Sarc: Your second favorite kind of asm. Amirite?
A more fun way to play hangman is instead of stopping once they've hung someone, start hanging another person. So at the end, you'll be like, "You killed three people to spell the word 'fluffy.' Are you happy with yourself?" Amirite?
@SuperFastJellyFish I usually just add more pictures to the stick people, like hair and clothes. But this way sounds pretty awesome.

Conversely, you could stop after drawing just the head, body, and arms and say, "I hope you're happy. You just killed an amputee with no legs."

Then you go on and on about how he lost his legs serving in the army for his country. How he was a double agent and without him, we would have lost the war countless times and Hitler would rule the world. Then you start on his family: how his wife had terminal cancer and who would raise the children after she was gone now that their father was gone too? They'd become orphans, and very poor ones at that. They were the only two to attend their mother's funeral. Little 9-year-old Becky and her 6-year-old brother Johnny.

Without a family outside of each other, they end up in the streets. Johnny died in a gutter in Becky's arms as people walked by without a passing glance. He looked up into her eyes and with his last dying breath, he whispered, "Becky... I can see Mommy and Daddy... They're calling to me... Becky... I have to go... I have to go... See you again soon..."
She rested her head on his, tears rolling down her face. She slowly drifted off into sleep, never to wake again.

All because you couldn't figure out the word "riffraff."

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

I'm sorry Anthony, but what the fuck? This doesn't even make an ounce of sense. Wait, you're British. It doesn't make 28.3495231 grams of sense.

There is now a baby named "Facebook." That's just sad, amirite?
In the sims, its fun to invite your neighbors over for a nice dinner then, as they are leaving, trap them in a box for a week or so. amirite?

I used to be just plain awful at The Sims 1 until I began using cheat codes. One time, I made a family of poindexters, the youngest child of which was named Kurt. Kurt, an annoying boy who constantly wore a birthday hat, got on my nerves to the point where I decided there was no other humane option than to kill him in the most gruesome way possible. First, I built a small swimming pool, locked him inside of it without a ladder, and left him there. He swam all night long, and when the school bus came the next day, Kurt miraculously overcame the boundaries and hopped right on out of the pool. After this failed attempt and my inability to slap Kurt in his birthday hat wearing, glasses covered face, I decided to lock him in a two square foot room with a plate of cookies and await his impending doom. Kurt stood there crying, passing out, and perpetually wetting himself for seven days, completely ignoring his plate of cookies. He then walked out unharmed.

Go to Google Translate and type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then translate English to Vietnamese Copy and paste the Vietnamese words and translate Vietnamese back to English, amirite?

Go to the Armenian part of Google Translator and type in "stop fucking telling me to do shit on Google translator", type the resulting characters into the French translator backwards, wait two weeks, and then go lick a cactus.

First "Dynamite", then "Firework", THEN "Grenade", what's next? "Nuclear Bomb"? amirite?
The Earth is thought to be 46 hundred million years old. It may be hard to wrap your brain around that number so lets say the Earth is just 46 years old. That means single-celled organisms arrived around 11 years, simple animals around 40, dinosaurs around 45, and humans...only 2 hours ago. This really puts human existence into perspective, amirite?

And we already screwed the earth up.

NICE JOB GUYS!

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.