Your pillow is practically your spouse. You sleep with it, hold it close, cry into it when you're sad, scream into it when you're angry, love it at the end of a long day, and wash it when it gets old, amirite?
Summer is lemonade season, autumn is cidar season, winter is hot chocolate season. What does that make spring, amirite?
@th3don Duck season

I was waiting for that!!

Summer is lemonade season, autumn is cidar season, winter is hot chocolate season. What does that make spring, amirite?

Rabbit season.

With the price of groceries, it is now acceptable to cry over spilled milk, amirite?
@I predict this as POTD.

Way to try to sneak that in there... I see that was 21 seconds late, I see it.

People should store things like they do in video games: hide coins in pots and boxes that won't open unless you smash it against a wall or the ground, amirite?

And then we could run out of the house, run back in, smash the pots again, get more stuff, and repeat! Like Link!!

Once a song passes eight or nine minutes in length, it's an experience, not a song, amirite?

Deathbed by Relient K

It's not stupid to wait until sex to have marriage, amirite?
@So you jump in bed with every single one of your boy/girlfriends just to make sure that it's fine to marry them if...

What if you find the clutch sticks? The wheels squeak? You wouldn't marry someone just account on how they do in bed? Really?

Today I got a balloon, just a balloon, no strings attached, amirite?

Was it actually Free Balloon day?

Saying "Y'all" can be normal, depending on where you hail from. amirite?

Saying "hail" can be normal, depending on where you come from.

States that no one except their inhabitants care about: Oregon, Wyoming, Vermont, Missouri, Nebraska, South Dakota and Montana. amirite?

65 people live in one of those states.

People that don't like forming complex sentences are clausetrophobic, amirite?

Ho ho ho.
Stop, You'll scare him!!

Being tired is not simply not wanting to get up in the morning. It's not even falling asleep in class. No, being tired is being an AP student that briefly forgot which liquid goes with cereal, amirite?
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could've been avoided if cowboy urban planners had made towns big enough for everyone, amirite?
@OFWGKTA POTD??

Winner winner chicken dinner

If you really look at it, the word llama kind of looks like a llama laying down, amirite?

The word bed actually looks like a bed.

Girls: It sucks when you get all dressed and then realize you're not wearing a bra. amirite?
@EstoniaObsessed I'm from central Texas. We NEVER get snow, and we don't have the equipment to get rid of ice or snow, and no one...

@1019907 (StacysMom): Haha, I would agree! I understand you guys aren't used to it though. It's just I'm kind of jealous i guess! hehe